The Wack List

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Wack List: March 2 — featuring George Bush, dog burners and more

Posted By on Tue, Mar 2, 2010 at 10:21 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today:

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• Anyone who misses George Bush — the idiot who got us into this mess

• Winter. Damn, I'm just over it ... aren't you? Jeez.

Duke Energy. Like they need to get any bigger

The U.S. Postal Service

The dude who set his dog on fire

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Monday, February 22, 2010

The Wack List: Feb. 22 — featuring Adam Lambert, Eric Holder and more

Posted By on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 at 9:44 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today:

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• Anyone who actually gives a shit about who Adam Lambert is kissing or screwing or whatever

• People who hate on the stimulus package. Hey, it helped Charlotte.

• Folks who aren't looking forward to this week's CIAA festivities. Don't be a party pooper — go out and have fun.

Local economic woes

Renoir ... just kidding

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Wack List: Feb. 18 — More layoffs at CMS, Tiger Woods and more

Posted By on Thu, Feb 18, 2010 at 10:21 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain’t digging today:

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• Possibly more layoffs at CMS

Tiger Woods

• This dumb-ass Web site

Wrongly imprisoning people

The Pope

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Monday, February 15, 2010

The Wack List: Feb. 15 — Catholic bishops, global-warming doubters and more

Posted By on Mon, Feb 15, 2010 at 9:20 AM

It's back! The five people, places and things we really ain't digging today:

• People who believe that our currently harsh winter is a sign that global warming doesn't exist. Jeez, I want to just strangle these dumb-fucks! NPR just reported on the scientific side of this dumbass train of thought. And The Daily Show did a funny skit about this very thing recently:

Catholic bishops in Ireland who've been covering up for pedophile priests. I went to catholic school most of my life growing up in the Midwest, and I never saw any abuse firsthand — but what's been going on in Ireland is mind-blowing and incredibly criminal.

• We definitely are upset that this Shelby girl is still missing. If you've got any information, please come forward and help.

Bank of America ... really I should just leave them on the list forever.

• The fire that destroyed the Big Ben British Pub in Myers Park. We'll be sure to keep you guys posted on the re-opening.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 28

Posted By on Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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• Mark Sanford. Again. And it seems like 50 percent of the voters in South Carolina agree with me.

Time Warner Cable. They are reportedly testing "Internet TV," which — according to the Charlotte Business Journal — "would involve making television shows available via the Internet." Hate to rain on the company's parade, but I liked this idea better when it was called Hulu.com.

Tropical Storm Danny.

• Health care town hall meetings. Again. (A local reporter recently attended one and wrote about his experience.)

• Folks who are against same-sex adoption.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 24

Posted By on Mon, Aug 24, 2009 at 10:40 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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• The late Ryan Jenkins. Sadly, his alleged murder scandal was the most interesting thing to come out out of that dumb-ass reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire.

• People who hate on street food. Hey, I liked the stuff before it got all gourmet and stuff. Taco carts rock.

• The latest unemployment figures.

• Anyone who compares Obama to Hitler.

• The fact that N.C. construction jobs are down 18 percent.

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 18

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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Dubai — for daring to fuck up production of the Sex and the City movie sequel. Bastards.

• The earnings dip at Lowe's — where is the light at the end of this tunnel?

• The U.S. Postal Service.

• Debt counseling groups that charge upfront fees

Health insurance companies.

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Monday, August 10, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 10 — Bank of America, Canada haters and more

Posted By on Mon, Aug 10, 2009 at 9:12 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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Bank of America ... well just the all the crap surrounding the bank these days. It's never good to have Charlotte's biggest industry in the shitter.

• People who think that Canada's health care system sucks. Don't believe the hype about long lines and such — folks in that country are doing a lot better than us.

• Speaking of health care, you know who's really wack about now? Those blithering idiots who disrupt town hall meetings about health care. Yeah, that's a great way to help the dialogue in this country.

• The dude who was sending death threats to Beyoncé. Man, you better leave my future ex-wife alone!

More swine flu? Great. Fucking great.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 7

Posted By on Fri, Aug 7, 2009 at 10:19 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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• People who hoped Sonia Sotomayor wouldn't get confirmed. Hey, dry those tears haters. (Photo courtesy of Newscom)

• John Edwards' campaign payoff probe.

• Folks who think "Cash for Clunkers" is a bad idea.

• Ann Coulter — well for being Ann Coulter ... and — according to PoliticsDaily.com — for getting ready to deliver a speech tonight titled "Taking Down Liberalism With Beauty and Brains." My question: What beauty and what brains?

• This morning's deadly hit-and-run in Catawba County.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 6

Posted By on Thu, Aug 6, 2009 at 9:59 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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• Whoever doesn't think that the poster of Obama (above) circulating around the Web is racist. It might be a riff on the Joker, but it's also obviously meant to be a reverse "blackface."

• Dudes who assault sex workers from Craigslist.

• Politicians who choose not to confirm Judge Sonia Sotomayor as a Supreme Court Justice because she's supposedly a racist or an "activist judge." Her judicial record suggests she's a moderate if anything.

• The fact that blood in N.C. is drying up.

• The sick nut who's stalking Miley Cyrus.

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