The Wack List

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Wack List: March 2 — featuring George Bush, dog burners and more

Posted By on Tue, Mar 2, 2010 at 10:21 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today:

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• Anyone who misses George Bush — the idiot who got us into this mess

• Winter. Damn, I'm just over it ... aren't you? Jeez.

Duke Energy. Like they need to get any bigger

The U.S. Postal Service

The dude who set his dog on fire

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Monday, February 22, 2010

The Wack List: Feb. 22 — featuring Adam Lambert, Eric Holder and more

Posted By on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 at 9:44 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today:

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• Anyone who actually gives a shit about who Adam Lambert is kissing or screwing or whatever

• People who hate on the stimulus package. Hey, it helped Charlotte.

• Folks who aren't looking forward to this week's CIAA festivities. Don't be a party pooper — go out and have fun.

Local economic woes

Renoir ... just kidding

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Wack List: Feb. 18 — More layoffs at CMS, Tiger Woods and more

Posted By on Thu, Feb 18, 2010 at 10:21 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain’t digging today:

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• Possibly more layoffs at CMS

Tiger Woods

• This dumb-ass Web site

Wrongly imprisoning people

The Pope

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Wack List: Feb. 16 — Mark Sanford, iPad freakouts and more

Posted By on Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 9:25 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain’t digging today:

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Mark Sanford. Again.

• The U.S. Senate

• Crazy-ass missionaries and con men

• And could everybody stop tripping out over the iPad?! I'm looking forward to the product, but we won't know the real good or bad of it until we start using it. Sooooo, let's wait and see, shall we?

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Monday, February 15, 2010

The Wack List: Feb. 15 — Catholic bishops, global-warming doubters and more

Posted By on Mon, Feb 15, 2010 at 9:20 AM

It's back! The five people, places and things we really ain't digging today:

• People who believe that our currently harsh winter is a sign that global warming doesn't exist. Jeez, I want to just strangle these dumb-fucks! NPR just reported on the scientific side of this dumbass train of thought. And The Daily Show did a funny skit about this very thing recently:

Catholic bishops in Ireland who've been covering up for pedophile priests. I went to catholic school most of my life growing up in the Midwest, and I never saw any abuse firsthand — but what's been going on in Ireland is mind-blowing and incredibly criminal.

• We definitely are upset that this Shelby girl is still missing. If you've got any information, please come forward and help.

Bank of America ... really I should just leave them on the list forever.

• The fire that destroyed the Big Ben British Pub in Myers Park. We'll be sure to keep you guys posted on the re-opening.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 28

Posted By on Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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• Mark Sanford. Again. And it seems like 50 percent of the voters in South Carolina agree with me.

Time Warner Cable. They are reportedly testing "Internet TV," which — according to the Charlotte Business Journal — "would involve making television shows available via the Internet." Hate to rain on the company's parade, but I liked this idea better when it was called Hulu.com.

Tropical Storm Danny.

• Health care town hall meetings. Again. (A local reporter recently attended one and wrote about his experience.)

• Folks who are against same-sex adoption.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 24

Posted By on Mon, Aug 24, 2009 at 10:40 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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• The late Ryan Jenkins. Sadly, his alleged murder scandal was the most interesting thing to come out out of that dumb-ass reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire.

• People who hate on street food. Hey, I liked the stuff before it got all gourmet and stuff. Taco carts rock.

• The latest unemployment figures.

• Anyone who compares Obama to Hitler.

• The fact that N.C. construction jobs are down 18 percent.

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 18

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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Dubai — for daring to fuck up production of the Sex and the City movie sequel. Bastards.

• The earnings dip at Lowe's — where is the light at the end of this tunnel?

• The U.S. Postal Service.

• Debt counseling groups that charge upfront fees

Health insurance companies.

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Monday, August 10, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 10 — Bank of America, Canada haters and more

Posted By on Mon, Aug 10, 2009 at 9:12 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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Bank of America ... well just the all the crap surrounding the bank these days. It's never good to have Charlotte's biggest industry in the shitter.

• People who think that Canada's health care system sucks. Don't believe the hype about long lines and such — folks in that country are doing a lot better than us.

• Speaking of health care, you know who's really wack about now? Those blithering idiots who disrupt town hall meetings about health care. Yeah, that's a great way to help the dialogue in this country.

• The dude who was sending death threats to Beyoncé. Man, you better leave my future ex-wife alone!

More swine flu? Great. Fucking great.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

The Wack List: Aug. 7

Posted By on Fri, Aug 7, 2009 at 10:19 AM

Five people, places and things we really ain't digging today.

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• People who hoped Sonia Sotomayor wouldn't get confirmed. Hey, dry those tears haters. (Photo courtesy of Newscom)

• John Edwards' campaign payoff probe.

• Folks who think "Cash for Clunkers" is a bad idea.

• Ann Coulter — well for being Ann Coulter ... and — according to PoliticsDaily.com — for getting ready to deliver a speech tonight titled "Taking Down Liberalism With Beauty and Brains." My question: What beauty and what brains?

• This morning's deadly hit-and-run in Catawba County.

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