What the world thinks of Charlotte sex services

World Sexguide is an online clearinghouse about sex around the world. The site allows users to offer opinions about places they’ve been and the sex services they’ve received.

Charlotte, our home, didn’t fair so well in the reviewing department. One user wrote this about the Queen City:

Sexual services in Charlotte can be difficult to find. There are a number of very good topless bars, and the phone book has plenty of escort services, Massage parlors are nowhere to be found.

There are two establishments that suggest they offer Adult entertainment, but beware. $180 got me a forty five minute “private modeling session.” Although the model was quite attractive, there was absolutly no contact, and she never took off the lingerie.

Another review left Charlotte looking even worse in the sex department.

Charlotte North Carolina is dead and is a rip-off. I resorted to Yellow Pages (about 25 Escort services listed). I called … at 4:30pm I was told I would get “Top-Model” in about 1/2 hour and to have 200 with Driver License on table by phone. Girl finally arrived at 6:00pm. 22yo, long hair -brunnette, 5’6″, 115 lbs., 34B, nice tan, Face would be a 6-7 if not for slight case of facial herpes. She wore a nice print miniskirt dress and she was carrying this big tacky yellow smiley face plastic purse. If this is thier “top model” I’d hate to see thier average model. Anyway, she collected , checked out D.L., phoned to service, then asked me to get comfortable – I did. She lay next to me, fully clothed, and put on condom and began BJ. This felt good. I began carressing her butt but she kept pulling down her skirt. I thought this odd and asked her to get undressed to which she replied “No – I dont do that”. Scam, Scam, Scam. She continued with BJ and alternated to a bad Hand Job. I knew I was not getting what I thought I paid for but I tried to hurry up and finish. I visit Charlotte once per year and would appreciatte any info on good – professional Escort Services or good clean streets. Ifyou have info please post to ASP or email me. If you want to remain anonymous and still want your information to help others you could email it to me and I would post it for you. Remember – always use a condom

Obviously, according to the guide, Greensboro and the Triad area has the best illicit sex in the state. One reviewer raved about a $100 service he had performed:

Went to Audrias on Spring Garden and got a BJ for $100. Girl was a 22 year old korean and pretty good looking. Not a bad experience might go back if they don’t get busted.

Now, I’m in no way supporting illegal sexual activities. Personally, I believe you should be able to get your partner to do the things you want to pay for — it saves you money and possible criminal charges — but it’s nice to know there’s a guide out there to let you know where the action is.

This article appears in Aug 24-30, 2010.