In exchange for being a judge for the final round of Boots and Bikinis tonight at Whisky River, I was given one of the last pair of coveted tickets to the damn-near sold-out Bret Michaels concert there tomorrow night.
But I am leaving to go back to where I came from tomorrow (as in small town, Virginia) to give thanks and eat myself into a turkey coma. So, I am giving mine away to you, my readers. Because I am grateful for you, and I am giving thanks in addition to tickets! And I like you. But in order to win you have to at least ‘like’ me back … it’s only fair. Drop me a line via that page (the line being your full name) and I’ll draw a winner at 5 p.m. today and announce it on my page.
Today is the last chance to get tickets, so get on it … here.
It will be sold out by tonight, but they’re giving away one final pair of tickets at the bikini contest … and if you’re lucky a girl in a bikini will give them to you.
You might be able to tell from me looking like I’m deliberating some sort of math equation in the background, I take my role as judge very seriously. I judge on personality and brains. For starters, the contest says “Boots and Bikinis” … so why do most of the contestants wear stripper shoes?
This article appears in Nov 23-29, 2010.






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