Woody Clary
Beer Distributor
“I never did get it. Why do you use the same four people each week? Aren’t they for real?
Relentless Volunteer
“Seeing as how you guys have yet to pay me for even one of these things, I’d say it’s no skin off my ass.”
Mabel Ford
Librarian
“In the words of Muddy Waters, you gonna miss me when I’m gone, fool.”
Skip Harris
Exterminator
“My life is ruined, definitely. Now what’s for lunch?
This article appears in May 18-24, 2005.
