As thrilling as this Depp/Denzel-a-thon is :::yawn:::, I’ll have to interrupt it for something more interesting…
Paris Hilton needs a new best friend. You too could become famous for no reason!
Just think, maybe you’ll get pregnant before marriage like Nicole Richie or make a sex tape like Kim Kardashian.
You can audition here. Just one more sign that the world is slowly coming to an end.
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2008.
