Via Holy Moly, the one list Kanye doesn’t want to beat 50 on — the list of the Top Ten Worst Song Lyrics. The poets below, I’m sure, would beg to differ:
1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm Is A Dancer, SNAP!
2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, DES’REE
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, NELLY, P DIDDY & MURPHY LEE
4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, AVRIL LAVIGNE
5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 CENT
6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), CULTURE CLUB
7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, WILL SMITH
8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, SHAKIRA
9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, SISQO
10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, VAN HALEN
Any others you can think of to share? Leave ’em below in the comments.
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2008.
“I walk these streets – a loaded six string on my back… I’m playing for keeps ’cause I might not make it back.” Oooohhh… Jon Bon Jovi lives such a dangerous lifestyle…
I dunno, seeing Bon Jovi roaming the streets at night is a pretty scary thought…of course, not in the way he thinks!