Creepy, creepy, creepy. And this is not even a Sarah Palin post. We can file this under: EWWW.

The New York Post reports that a N.J. business man is auctioning off Micheal Jackson’s size-28 Calvin Klein briefs on eBay today, with a reserve price of $1 million.

The briefs were confiscated in 2003 for a DNA sample during Jacko’s trial, and come sealed in an evidence bag wrapped with police tape.

Say it with me now: EWWWW!

If you have $1 million laying around, please don’t use it for this.

Natalie Howard is a former Creative Loafing Charlotte copy editor who now shares her talents as a freelance writer. The Charlotte native recently graduated from Roehampton University in London with a MA...

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