Dozens Attend Anti-War Rally in Charlotte on Sunday
Meanwhile, scores of Charlotteans attended Olive Garden’s early-bird Sunday rush.
Senator Russ Feingold Proposes to Censure Bush Over Domestic Spying
A Democrat with a spine? That’s kind of like a Bush supporter interested in facts.
Bar Patron Dies Doing the Right Thing
A Knightdale man who decided to walk home rather than drive drunk was run over and killed by a drunk driver. (We’re not exactly sure what the moral is here.)
Grand Strand Spring Break: College Kids Gone Wild
You don’t say?
On Anniversary of War, Bush and Cheney See Iraq as Success
No kidding. Hey, spring breakers are partying in Myrtle Beach, too.
Scientologist Isaac Hayes Requests Release from South Park due to Religious Ridicule
Guess Ol’ Black Moses’ body thetans are willing to give up the glamorous life.
Donald Trump “Jokes” to Press He Would Date Daughter Ivanka
Yo, Donald, go join your burqah-wearing pal Michael Jackson in Bahrain.
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2006.
