Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s new video for “Telephone” has hit the InterWebs and garnered half a million hits in just a few hours why?
Most likely because of a scantily clad Gaga in prison making out with women and the majority of it is laughable… The part where Gaga makes a sandwich is pretty f’n pointless, too. It sure as hell is not because it’s a good song. The song sucks, actually. It’s great that Beyonce can rhyme “faster” with “faster” and the song revolves around rhyming “telephone” with “telephone”… It basically lets people know you can make a song about absolutely anything and people will listen to it. I weep for the future.
And what’s up with Lady Gaga, Beyonce and phones? They did a \ for a song called “Video Phone” that was just as repetitive and awful as the new song.
Anyway, here’s the video:
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Gaga should be in prison for real for making such an outrageously shitty video and song.
This article appears in Mar 9-15, 2010.




Here Here!!! This video is laughable!!!! It sucks.
Jeff, this video was even worse than what you wrote. You censored yourself, didn’t you? LOL.
Please stop Lady Gaga and Beyonce!
Are you kidding?!!! This music video is AWESOME and the song doesn’t suck at all! Two icons met and Baaam! I don’t get why such great artists have so many haters in the web. If you like it you like it, if not…. who cares
The video was very entertaining. Kudos to the creative minds that brought that to us.
If you are not a Lady Gaga fan than I can see why you wouldn’t appreciate it.