Be honest. You’ve been neglecting work and pseudo-giving a shit about the 2010 World Cup since it started earlier this month, and after ignoring emails all morning watching the United States nearly lose to Algeria, like a screaming eagle hell bent on prey, Landon Donovan scored a goal for the home team in stoppage time to break the 0-0 tie and book our place in the next round of the tournament.

Times like the warrant a superficial patriotism that only this song can encompass.

We do the shiny shorts game too! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26rel%3D0

Join the Conversation

2 Comments

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *