The alleged happy couple

Last campaign season’s story about an alleged  “inappropriate physical relationship” between now-Gov. Nikki Haley of South Carolina and conservative political blogger Will Folks is exploding again today. Folks has released excerpts from an upcoming book, which he nicknames his “tome of love,” which detail an encounter that allegedly took place in Haley’s SUV. Keep in mind that Haley has vehemently denied that the relationship ever took place, and has, in fact, promised to resign if any of Folks’ claims proved to be valid. Folks’ account is pretty salacious, and God knows what effect it may or may not have on Haley’s new administration. Here’s an excerpt below; you can read more of Folks’ literary efforts at his blog.

We never took our clothes off that first night, but the physical relationship between us progressed much faster than I expected. After sliding the front seats of her SUV as far back as they would go, Nikki climbed on top of me – rubbing her crotch back and forth over the growing bulge in my pants while I groped her ass and ran my hands through her hair and up and down her back.

John Mayer’s “Slow Dancing In a Burning Room” played on her CD changer.

Nikki and I kissed even harder and heavier than we had before (away from the lights of the Vista, we weren’t worried about people seeing us here), and at one point I slid my hands under her turtleneck and felt her breasts over the black bra she was wearing.

It was intense. In fact it was one of the most passionate “eighth-grade make out sessions” I’ve ever experienced in my life. Immediately, it was apparent to both Nikki and I that the sexual chemistry between the two of us was very strong.

Nikki told me that night that she had never been unfaithful to her husband – and that up until that evening she had never so much as kissed another man before.

As a book reviewer, I have to say I like the touch of mentioning the John Mayer song playing in the background. As a political writer, though, I have no idea who to believe in this mess, but it’s news, so there you have it.

The alleged happy couple

John Grooms is a multiple award-winning writer and editor, teacher, public speaker, event organizer, cultural critic, music history buff and incurable smartass. He writes the Boomer With Attitude column,...

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12 Comments

  1. This junk is to keep people going to the website and now to pump up interest to buy a book. If Folks had any real evidence it would have come out a long time ago. All the bluffs during the campaign didn’t work and these won’t either. Wake up people. As Folks refers to, this is the mind and imagination of an eighth grader!

  2. Why do so many people care about the romantic lives of famous people?

    Are people so deluded that they think the most people never stray? Every survey that has been done in the last 40 years indicates that extra marital affairs are common.

    Who cares.

  3. If you cared about your own integrity and really had any concern or value for another you would keep this to yourself. Who cares. Why do you need to tell people all these details except to feed your ego. my concern is not with the steamy story. My concern is that you feel the need to share with the world an experience you had with another when apparently she is not comfortable, not in agreement nor does she benefit in any way. If it did happen have some discretion. If it didn’t happen keep your fantasies to yourself.

  4. If it’s true, can you really blame her? I mean, look at the guy. He’s a major hottie. How did she keep her hands off of him as long as she did??

  5. If it doesn’t involve her duties as Governor, who cares. The only immoral thing I see here is his bizarre need to share it with the world in an apparent attempt to harm her.

  6. The event in question almost certainly never happend. Mr Folks has been accused of being a lying pig by many women on many occasions. Anyone who believes a word of this low-life is as pathetic as he is. Go to Hell Will

  7. I don’t believe it that is one ugly bald dude! Nikki would have to be desperate to fuck him! I think she could have any man she wants , why an ugly fuck???

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