See exhibit A: a picture from my last date. I was feeling enchantment on Enchanted Rock.
Might I suggest taking a date hiking at the White Water Center, or for a boat ride on Lake Norman? Because a date day is even better than a date night.
As for the person on the other end of those hairy legs (the male’s, that is) — that’s a guy I actually met on tour with Tucker Max while visiting Walter Reed Army Medical Center. He was a patient, and now he’s hiking. Miracles do happen — such as him recovering and me having a date.
And regarding those tennis shoes that resemble nurse shoes … all I have to say is, don’t go hiking in Reebox Easy Tones, unless you have a membership to Massage Envy — or in Charlotte, know Jen at Drift Spa. Or better yet, have a wounded soldier to heal your wounds. 😉
This article appears in Apr 5-11, 2011.
This is precious.
You might not need that match.com account after all hey? :p