Paul Thornton
Gym Manager
“Definitely Ballantine. He’s got a look on his face like a baby sitting on a hotplate.”
Chante Dodson
Tax Attorney
“I like him, but it’s gotta be Bowles. I mean, look up “pencil-neck geek’ in the dictionary, and there’s his picture.”
Mary Cannon
Librarian
“Ballantine reminds me of this little bug-eyed boy used to live across the street, and Bowles’ head looks like a light bulb, so I guess it’s a toss-up.”
Landon Miles
Laundromat Owner
“I’d say Bowles “cause his glasses make him look wall-eyed — kind of like Jesse Helms but, like, not a goober.”
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 1, 2004.
