Friday, March 14, 2008

Here come the boobs

Posted By on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 at 1:41 PM

Spring has sprung in Charlotte. We have had a wonderful week of amazing beautiful warmth, and Carolina blue skies. A warm spring is on its way and many of us can’t wait. In go the coats, and scarves, and fuzzy winter hats. Out come the skirts, shorts and flip-flops, and most importantly, out come the boobs.

The boobs that have been hiding away all winter, struggling to keep warm, are out and about on full display. To get a great picture of this phenomenon all one has to do is head to the nearest college campus on the first day of 70-degree weather in March. There you will see the spring boobie parade, little ones, big ones, perky ones, and pointy ones, all marching along.

No wonder love is in the air. People are seeing boobs for the first time in three months. Things are bound to go a little loco. This time of year I always notice a little extra flirtatiousness between both sexes, each scoping the other for a little fun.

I welcome spring and the boobie parade. I also welcome all the fun summer hook-ups the spring boobie parade causes. Happy spring everyone!

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