Denny Hamlin went straight from spraying champagne in Victory Lane in Martinsville, to toasting champagne with Michael Jordan at BUTTER. I wonder if Jordan gave the broom the Orlando Magic used to sweep the Bobcats to Denny before he went on to sweep Darlington.
Tucker Max goes to a NASCAR race. And of course he found the hot girls there.
No, Brotha Fred and I are not dating … we just hosted the Charlotte Style event together at Ballantyne Resort.
Birds of Prey from the Raptor Center were the guests of honor at the Garrison condo party. Meanwhile, my 16-year-old niece was being preyed on by unsuspecting men my age. You know, I feel bad for guys it’s a cruel, mean joke that young girls often look like fully-developed women. My underage niece even has bigger boobs than me.
South Carolina governor-hopeful Andre Bauer with comedian Killer Beaz at a comedy show at Michael Waltrip Racing.
Emcee’ing the MS Walk at Symphony Park … cause what’s the point in having a voice if you don’t use it to spread awareness for causes?
I have officially made it in life … I made the Red Rocks menu at Birkdale Village. I’m a Sweet Tea Mojito: a little southern, and a little Spanish, just like me.
This massive bottle of hand sanitizer was found at the entrance of the Men’s Club. To disinfect the pole? The better question is why was I at The Men’s Club? …for their $10 late night breakfast buffet, duh!
p.s. It’s Rusty Rudder season! … where you can find former Miss Hawaiian Tropics and Lady Cats (you’re welcome boys) 😉
This article appears in May 18-24, 2010.













You look FIERCE in that pic with Brotha Fred! Love the dress. That picture of that gi-normous bottle of hand sanitizer…PRICELESS! LOL!!