May 18-24, 2010

May 18-24, 2010 / Vol. 24 / No. 12

Un. Be. Lievable: GOP Senators want a BP bailout

Republicans in the U.S. Senate want American taxpayers to foot most of the bill for the cleanup of the disastrous, ongoing Deepwater Horizon oil spill. In other words, they want us to bail out BP. Yep, I know, it’s just completely unbelievable, but the GOP senators want to bailout yet another major corporate screw-up —…

Going through performance withdrawl

I’ve been on a study-tour with some students in Vietnam for the past two weeks and haven’t been able to practice or play any music with my band. Before I left, we were playing almost every weekend and I got used to regularly performing. Indeed, it turns out I’m some kind of addict because I’m…

Policemen killed due to bad policies

Sometimes one incident can put multiple things in perspective. Like yesterday. In West Memphis, Arkansas, two police officers were doing spot checks for drug runners on I-40. The two officers stopped a white van with Ohio plates, at which point two men jumped from the van and opened fire on the officers with AK-47s, killing…

Transportation plan = Nazism?

Our Stupid Thing of the Week comes to us from the John Locke Foundation, the quasi-libertarian think tank headquartered in Raleigh. The Lockers’ Leslee Kulba, who manages the group’s Asheville blog, has been drifting into a Glenn Beck-ish La-La Land of twisted history and mind-blowing paranoia. Kulba’s posts reveal someone who shares Beck’s view that…

Time for stereo in modern dance?

In the recent matchup between the mighty North Carolina Dance Theatre’s Director’s Choice program at Knight Theatre on May 13 and the wee Caroline Calouche & Co. premiere of The Macabre Masque out at Forestview High School in Gastonia five days earlier, David scored one decisive victory over Goliath. The sound quality at Forestview was…

1,000 U.S. dead in Afghanistan is 1,000 too many

On Tuesday — the 3,146th day of the war in Afghanistan — a large suicide bombing shredded a NATO convoy in Kabul. The attack killed five U.S. soldiers, and raised the total of American dead in that miserable country to 1,000 — a grim milestone by any measure. And for what? To continue an obviously…

Pistachio cupcakes with strawberry buttercream

I’m thinking Lily Pulitzer would approve of these prepster-looking green and pink cupcakes. These pistachio and strawberry cupcakes were concocted as part of an effort to use up the remainder of my gallon of strawberries from last weekend. Slightly green, the pistachio cupcake base is made from a Dorie Greenspan white cake recipe which I…

Voters reward candidates with backbones

Results from yesterday’s elections contradicted many news organizations’ expectations, instantly giving us a more interesting political landscape heading into November. Nearly every faction had something to celebrate and something to moan about. Tea Partiers got their expected victory in the Kentucky GOP senate primary, as Rand “Son of Ron” Paul wiped out the favored candidate…

Bright colors at Catwalk for a Cause

I love color. I love the way a bright fuchsia dress can make you stand out in the crowd. I love the way accents of yellow can add life to a black and white print dress. It’s a simple concept, wearing bright colors to brighten your existence, but many people are just too comfortable in…

Slayer goes to Church

Not too long ago, I shared the video of the “Death Metal Rooster.” Now, I’ve seen “Slayer Goes to Church”… Enjoy! \\\\\\\\\\

Anita

3 songs currently playing on your i pod: “Karen O and the Kids-All is Love (my daughter’s morning wake up song) Little Dragon-Runabout, Kermit the Frog-Rainbow Connection…thank you Jim Henson R.I.P.” i love: “My Life!” hometown: “Queencity.” i want to be remembered for: “The laughs we shared, spreading positive juju.” pet peeve?: “People tapping or…

Comic review: Sam and Twitch No. 1

Sam and Twitch: The Writer No. 1 Published by Image Comics. Written by Luca Blengino. Pencils by Luca Erbetta. Inks by Fabio Bono. I’m all for experimentation in the comic book industry. I love it when writers and/or artists try to tell stories in new, unique ways. But sometimes, it pays not to innovate. Take…

THEATER: Girls Only: The Secret Comedy Of Women

Girls night out, anyone? Blumenthal Performing Arts Center’s Girls Only: The Secret Comedy Of Women is taking what we all know as a night of female-oriented fun to a whole ‘nother level. The cast, comprised of two middle-aged women who look more like children than adults, use sketch comedy, improv, audience participation, songs and videos,…

Theater review: Uncle Vanya

With the Fed and BP expecting all us media folk to cool it for awhile on oil-and-water analogies, let me say that the artistic affinity I expected between director James Cartee and the Russian czar of tragicomedy, Anton Chekhov, to be no closer than chalk and cheese. The prospect of Cartee and the fight-club, reservoir-dog…

Phylicia Rashad opens up about Open Fields

Debbie Allen and Phylicia Rashad — the legendary entertainment sister act — have enjoyed long and successful arts-centered careers. While both became famous for acting on television (on Fame and The Cosby Show, among other programs), Allen also distinguished herself as a dancer/choreographer and Rashad gained acclaim by playing theatrical roles on stages across the…

Howe Gelb telepathically delivers his own brand

I am on a landline talking to Tucson-based Howe Gelb, the maverick shaman behind the three-decades-old Giant Sand cottage industry, which includes: Two dozen Sand platters, 14 solo releases, his Band of Blacky Ranchette country outfit (four records), his ‘Sno Angel gospel choir project (two records, one DVD), the Arizona Amp and Alternator collective (one…

Singing Lena Horne’s praises

Lena Horne died this week at the age of 92. More than just a brilliant singer and actress, she was a pioneering civil-rights activist, breaking racial barriers for generations of African-Americans who have followed her. She fought segregation and McCarthyism, was blacklisted, yet persisted to gain worldwide fame and success. Her grandmother signed her up…

Nominations announced for CL‘s 22nd Annual Theater Awards

After a yearlong hiatus, we welcome back Creative Loafing’s Charlotte Theater Awards, a Queen City tradition since 1987. Last year, as you may know, ownership of Charlotte Theater Awards (also known as The Perrys) was in limbo, pending the outcome of litigation and the judicial evaluation of fiscal plans and projections submitted by the claimants.…

3 questions with Jason Pound, executive chef

Recently, Soul Gastrolounge in Plaza Midwood was named “Best New Restaurant” in Charlotte Magazine’s Best of the Best. Shaping those culinary delights you love is Executive Chef Jason Pound, who arrived at the restaurant three months after it opened. Before creating signature small plate dishes like tuna tacos and lamb lollipops, Pound served as the…

Law & Order: Corporate Crime Unit

“Manslaughter,” reads the United States Code, “is the unlawful killing of a human being without malice.” It goes on, “Whoever is guilty of involuntary manslaughter, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six years, or both.” In the disasters at the Massey coal mine in West Virginia and on the BP…

Bizarre crimes from Charlotte police files

Cookie Monster: Police were called to a house in Charlotte last week after a woman and her son got into a bit of a fight. The woman told officers that the son pushed her in the chest as she attempted to calm him down during the fight. The 15-year-old son told police that his mother…

3rd annual FemmeFest returns to Noda on May 22

The third annual Charlotte FemmeFest will be held in the NoDa Arts District on Saturday, May 22. Focused at venues near the intersection of N. Davidson and 36th streets, the festival will run from 5:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. Organized by The Evening Muse owners Joe and Lea Kuhlmann, FemmeFest is a celebration of music,…

How much flatulence would it take to become airborne?

I recently read in your online archive about the origin of “hoist with his own petard,” in which you say that a petard was a small explosive whose name came from the French word for fart. That made me think: what kind of PSI are we talking about to lift oneself off the ground with…

The making of a sexual harassment policy

Four members of the Charlotte City Council are in the process of drafting a code of conduct for the city’s elected officials following the recently alleged sexual harassment of employees by Council member Warren Turner. Presently, the city of Charlotte doesn’t have a sexual harassment policy that would hold Council members or the mayor responsible…

Weekly horoscope May 19-25, 2010

Gemini The Twins (May 20-June 21): The sun returns “home” to your sign this week. You likely will find it to be energizing. Now is the time to focus on new plans for this next year of your life. Take a fresh look at where you want to direct your energy. For All Signs: We…

CL previews upcoming concerts (May 19-25)

WEDNESDAY, MAY 19 Pride Parade Athens, Ga., cranks out good, rocking outfits about as fast as weeds pop up in my yard. Alternating between sung and screamed vocals, the Pride Parade’s rawk channels the ghosts of Nirvana and Husker Dü, where songs like “Keep it Tight” pretty much sum up their credo. Triple guitars exchange…

Robin Hood: Slings and arrows

ROBIN HOOD ** DIRECTED BY Ridley Scott STARS Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett Disregard the folk tales, the ballads and the previous screen versions. Ridley Scott’s prequel Robin Hood purports to take us behind the legend, offering a fanciful look at the people, places and events that shaped the outlaw archer before he made a name…

CD Review: MGMT’s Congratulations

The Deal: … And now for something completely different. MGMT abandons electronic and pop side of its debut, Oracular Spectacular, for something steeped in ’50s rock. The Good: Let me clarify something right off the bat – unlike most people, I didn’t enjoy MGMT’s debut disc. I thought it was too electronic, pop and ’80s-infused…

Letters to Juliet: Undeliverable

Letters to Juliet immediately tips its hand that it’s going to be a formulaic romantic comedy straight off the assembly line — nothing more, nothing less. Sophie (Amanda Seyfried), a fact-checker at The New Yorker, heads to Italy for a “pre-wedding honeymoon,” a chance to spend some quality time with her fiancé before they get…

CD Review: Merle Haggard’s I Am What I Am

The Deal: Country singer Merle Haggard keeps getting better. The Good: You could call this one, “The best of Merle Haggard.” Although I Am What I Am isn’t a greatest hits collection, any cut could qualify as one. Hag’s 72-year-old voice has never sounded better. On “Pretty When It’s New,” he sounds like a crooner…

Just Wright: Just OK

From Frampton to 50 Cent, the silver screen has been littered with successful musicians who wrongly believe they have what it takes to make it as an acclaimed actor. Queen Latifah, of course, has long proven herself to be one of the keepers, meaning that Just Wright needed to function as the coming-out party for…

School budget milestones, CMS-TV’s finest fantasies

Now that the depth of the school budget crisis in North Carolina has become clearer, school supporters have recovered from their initial shock and are starting to fight back. In the meantime, however, some sacred cows are being unexpectedly gored. The statewide school budget mess reached a couple of milestones last week. June Atkinson, the…

Michael Caine excels in dirty Harry Brown

Having recently returned from an extended (thanks to that volcano) vacation in London, I’m still smitten with all the lovely sights and sounds introduced to me by my girlfriend Natalie, who’s attending grad school over there. It only took a few minutes of screening Harry Brown, though, to remember that every city has its slimy…

ART: Mysticism, Apparitions, Dreams..MAD? exhibition at DOMA Gallery

DOMA Gallery’s latest exhibition, Mysticism, Apparitions, Dreams..MAD?, is traveling deep into the hidden realm of the psyche. Featuring photography by Andrea Brown, Igor Malijevsky and Raymond Grubb, this exhibition of photos (like the one pictured, titled ” Underground, Berlin 2001″ by Igor Malijevsky) is sharp and sleek with multiple viewing possibilities. Continues through July 31.…

The future of black leadership in Charlotte

A generation of leaders is dying off. In recent weeks, the world lost civil rights legends Dr. Dorothy Height and Benjamin L. Hooks and iconic singer/actress/activist Lena Horne. Their deaths made me remember their contributions to society — and also had me thinking about black leadership in Charlotte. Much like the larger community, which is…

THEATER: Uncle Vanya

Local Charlotte theater group Citizens of the Universe is known for turning cult films like Fight Club and Reservoir Dogs, among others, into staged performances. So it’s not so surprising to find that its latest feature, Uncle Vanya, written by Russian playwright Anton Chekhov, is intense. This play, which thematically revolves around the tragedies of…

What will a growing minority population mean for Charlotte?

Queen City leaders have spent years molding Charlotte into a destination city. Ask the average Charlottean a decade ago who the Queen City was a destination for, and more times than not, they’d have told you “bankers.” At one point, the leadership attempted to turn it into a destination city for tourism. But all the…

Libretto’s opens a new spot in kid-friendly Ballantyne

In the old days — like five years ago — pizza lovers could be divided into two groups: those who love New York-style and those who don’t know they love New York-style pizza … yet. While the national momentum is to spawn pizzerias touting artisanal pizzas — and we have those, too — Charlotte’s pie…

Nightlife High

I graduated from high school 10 years ago, yet doesn’t it feel like we’re still in high school at times? Especially when we go out. There are things in life I guess we never graduate from, such as partying. We just don’t have to use fake IDs anymore. But seeing as how we have graduated…

ART: Southern Holiday

The 2nd annual Southern Holiday — an indie arts extravaganza that kicked off on May 14 and offers up a mix of participants who have organized a series of events to keep your life interesting — continues today with McColl Center for Visual Arts’ portfolio day, a printing workshop at Ink Floyd and Blu Magazine’s…

Where to find Sabrett Onions in Sauce

A reader asks where he can find Sabrett Onions in Sauce. He moved to the Charlotte area 10 years ago and misses the taste of this New York push cart sauce on his hot dogs. Where to find it: Sabrett Onions in Sauce Harris Teeter stocks this item. It’s located in the refrigerated section ($3.99/16…

COMEDY: Bill Maher at Knight Theater

Politics is one of those touchy subjects that people in mixed company should avoid talking about. I guess Bill Maher never got that memo though, since the host of HBO’s Real Talk With Bill Maher is known for his political wit and humor and unleashes it unyieldingly. In addition to his political talk show, Maher…

Capsule reviews of films playing the week of May 19

ALICE IN WONDERLAND Here’s the problem with the vast majority of movies based on Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and its sequel, Through the Looking-Glass: They’re too tame, too hesitant and too conventional to really tap into the more unsettling aspects of an immortal fantasy that provides as much satisfaction for adults as for…

MUSIC: King of the QC DJ Competition

Who’s the hottest DJ in Charlotte? Well, the folks at The Forum, Smirnoff and The Sol Kitchen will attempt to answer that question when they host tonight’s King of the QC DJ Competition. The event will pit a select group of area DJs against each other to find out who rules the turntables. On top…

Theater review: Girls Only

What kind of forbidden dish will men encounter if they dare to attend Girls Only, currently playing at Stage Door Theater through August 1? Nothing particularly shocking or subversive, unless you’ve managed to elude women’s lib, feminism, and The Comedy Channel for the past 30 years. Written by Winnepeg native Barbara Gehring and Colorado comedienne…


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