I can’t believe it’s been four seasons since little Kelly Monaco salsa’d her way to the first tacky, discoball-shaped trophy. This year, the top spot went to Olympic speed skater/hip-swiveler Apolo Anton Ohno (guess the sun god shines on any light). Dancing With The Stars — The Tour begins again in earnest with three Joeys, a hot recording star and the pros in tow: Joey McIntyre and Julianne Hough (season 1), Drew Lachey and Cheryl Burke (season 2 winners), Joey Lawrence and Edyta Sliwinska (season 3), Joey Fatone and Kym Johnson (season 4), Alec Mazo (Monaco’s winning partner) and Louis Van Amstel (light?). Two hours and counting from showtime till you can leave all this reality behind. 7:30 p.m. $49.50-$152. Charlotte Bobcats Arena, 333 E. Trade St. 704-522-6500. www.charlottebobcatsarena.com.
This article appears in Jun 27 – Jul 3, 2007.
