Mike

What makes you lustworthy? One of the things is that people … once they get to know me, I’m nothing like they think that I would be. ‘Cause I had people that [saw] me a year or two previous and they would never talk to me because they perceive me as [an] asshole whatever. And when they get a chance to talk to me, they say I’m real down-to-earth. I’m really actually a nice person. I’m silly as hell.

Corniest pick-up line used on you? I don’t know. People don’t try to pick me up. I guess one of the corniest one I’ve used is “I like your shirt … it would look better on my floor.”

Handcuffs or scarves? Scarves. They don’t leave bruises.

Who would you vote for: Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton? Ross Perot. I was just joking. Just based on what I’ve learned about both candidates, Hillary Clinton and Obama, I’d probably vote for Obama because he seems like he’s got a less sketchy background. Hillary Clinton, her vote on the Iraq war; she voted for it, now she’s opposed to it. She plays both sides of the fence.

First date, third date or fifth date — when do you put out? It depends on the situation (laughs). When I go out on a date with somebody, if I feel like this person … would be willing to do that on a first date, it’s somebody I probably wouldn’t date. So I probably would get mine and get gone.

Best way to spend a Saturday night? After working in the bars for 11 years, I just like hanging out at home watching Discovery Channel and National Geographic. Now, it’s more National Geographic because Discovery kinda sold out with motorcycle-building shows.

Hobbies? I love the outdoors. I love to hunt. I love to fish. I love to camp. I love to be in nature doing something. I love to be in the woods. I’m a country boy at heart.

Lust List 2007

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