A song about McCain

By George W. Bush

I can’t believe I’m trapped here in Africa whilst

hopes of appearing more brainy. The Serbs are mad because Kosovo declared independence. Well, listen, John Q. Serbia: What would your existence have been like if someone denied you independence? You’d still be living in mud abodes, imbibing Serbian Pollen Punch. You’d still be craving electricity. This may not be exactly accurate, but come on: I’ve been reading vocabulary books, not history books.

Oh, also, I wrote a new song about those revelations that John McCain might have had an affair with a hot blonde lobbyist. It goes like this:

McCain, McCain

Entered the lobby

Didn’t stay long

It was merely a hobby

McCain, McCain

Thinks he’s so slick

Slipping off secretly

And dipping his wick

McCain, McCain

I envy you so

McCain, McCain

I want to go where you go

McCain, McCain

You’re a tough old bird

McCain, McCain

What’s the word?

What’s the word?

What’s the word?

(Fade out)

Do you like it, America? It’s called “Fade Out.”

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This article appears in Feb 20-26, 2008.