This photos say it all. Yes, Johnny Depp. No, Denzel Washington. Sorry.

And damn if I wouldn’t become a whore just to sleep with this pirate…

This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2008.
This photos say it all. Yes, Johnny Depp. No, Denzel Washington. Sorry.

And damn if I wouldn’t become a whore just to sleep with this pirate…

This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2008.
Kimberly Lawson served as the editor of Creative Loafing from 2013 to 2015. More by Kimberly Lawson