Q: Who would win in a fight between Superman and the Hulk?
A: OK comic book geeks, let me settle this conflict once and for all: the Hulk would spank Supe’s booty. For real. Think about it — Supes is a guy who always tries to keep control of his abilities, right? I mean, I once saw a comic where he punched a chump off the roof of a building and then rescued him because he “hit him too hard.” So, if he tangles with the Hulk, his first instinct would be to handle Green Genes with kid gloves. While the Hulk, who’s a friggin’ psycho and strong as all hell, would try to sodomize Supe’s skull right off the bat.
So, as I said, Hulk would spank that booty like Akon.
Now I’m sure I’ve upset a lot of folks by predicting a victory for the Hulk — and please don’t bring up previous battles because they were B.S. and you know it — so if you’re pissed, e-mail me your gripes.
Q: So, what’s the deal with Creative Loafing’s new look? And do you have a MySpace page?
A: Well, seeing as how I’m the new editor (I took over almost two months ago) and all, I thought it would be fresh to bring a new look to a few sections of the paper. So take a look at the new See & Do and the brand new Fallout section — it’s sort of like the mutant lovechild of the department formerly known as Soul of the City and News. You’ll love ’em. Trust me.
Oh … and yeah, I have a MySpace page: www.myspace.com/carltonhargro. Get at me. Be my friend.
This article appears in Nov 22-28, 2006.
