Q: What TV shows are you watching these days?
A: I must admit, I love crappy TV. Like, I love info-mercials and public access shows. I also like cheesy TV evangelists.
Of course I do watch a few halfway decent TV programs. My favorite? “Heroes” on NBC is the shit. (Yes, I am a geek.) And “The Shield” is damn good, too.
Hmmm … yeah, that’s about it.
The worst show on the air? “Dancing With the Stars.” What the hell is this garbage? It’s so crappy, even I can’t dig it. Honestly, I don’t mind the dancing so much, but I really hate the cover songs provided as dancing music. I mean, can’t you just play the real version of “Bootylicious”?
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2006.
