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Yelling at media members for smearing his glass case. -
A map charting the route taken by students on the Magic School Bus during one of my favorite episodes. -
When you accidentally pack your X-ray glasses instead of your regular glasses at a Checkers game. -
“Punch me right in the stomach, I’ll even peel my abs back for you.” -
The displays are just as interested in you as you are in them. -
This guy is actually still alive, and hopefully getting some sort of bonus this month.
Ryan Pitkin began his journalism career at Creative Loafing as an intern, later becoming the writer of CL's satirical column, The Blotter, and recently became the News Editor. Other publications he has... More by Ryan Pitkin
