Brooke Hogan’s new album cover looks like an airbrushed t-shirt from a Myrtle Beach spring break. Poor girl has the genes of The Hulk and a tranny-looking mother. What’s up with the piece of swathing loincloth missing at her hip? Apparently all overly-tan trannies with white hair go to heaven.
This article appears in May 26 – Jun 2, 2009.
