This has been around the Internet for awhile, but just in case you’ve missed it, here we go: Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor in honor of President Obama. People began sending them ideas for new flavors in honor of George W. Bush. Here are some of the best Dubya-inspired flavors, including some we’ve added: Grape Depression, Abu Grape, Nut’n Accomplished, Iraqi Road, WireTapioca, Katrina Chocolate Float, Pretzel Bits N Cream, Heck of a Job Brownie, Yellowcake Surprise, Cookie D’oh!, Watermelon Boarding, Country Pumpkin, Rummy Razin’, Housing Crunch, Neandertholitan, Chunky Monkey in Chief, WMDelicious, Constitution Crumble, Chocolate Chimp, George Bush Doesn’t Care About Dark Chocolate, and my personal favorite, Good Riddance You Lousy M—–f—–… Swirl. Read more right here.

John Grooms is a multiple award-winning writer and editor, teacher, public speaker, event organizer, cultural critic, music history buff and incurable smartass. He writes the Boomer With Attitude column,...

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  1. Very funny, especially George Bush Doesn’t Care About Dark Chocolate. But wow, were the Obama ones incredibly lame. God knows you can make some funny ones about the Prez, but these were incredibly witless.

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