The Transportation Security Administration has managed to do something no one thought was possible these days: find something that both the right and the left agree on. We’re talking about the outrageous invasions of airline flyers’ privacy by TSA’s porno scanners and junktastic pat-downs. But have you wondered how the government — not exactly known for being speedy — got all those full-body scanners up and running within months of last year’s Christmas underwear bomber? Well, wonder no more. The secret is “legal corruption.”
It turns out that when former Homeland Security director Michael “The Skull” Chertoff, left his government position, he formed a “security consulting” business and signed on to “consult” for companies that make full-body scanners. The day after the underwear bomber fiasco, Chertoff went on as many TV programs as he could (as “former Homeland Security director”) and began touting the full-body scanners as the one, true answer to the terrorism problem. He even wrote a column for the Washington Post in which he said that people who opposed the porno scanners were “privacy ideologues.” I love that phrase: “privacy ideologues,” although I imagine that when airline passenger John Tyner told the TSA agent not to touch his junk, his concerns were more visceral than ideological.
In any case, within a few days of the underwear bomber scare, the government gave Chertoff’s business clients a $350 million contract to rush the machines into U.S. airports. Never mind that Chertoff’s wheeling and dealing is a blatant, in-your-face conflict of interest; never mind that the machines are completely intrusive and privacy-destroying; and never mind that they don’t work nearly as well as advertised (as explained in the video below). Chertoff knew the right people to talk to in D.C. (which is why he was hired as a “consultant,” of course), and voila, $350 million for a technology that has infuriated the nation. Here is a good FoxNews interview with Michael Greenfield, a Democratic councilman from Brooklyn, who wants the full-body scanner banned.
This article appears in Nov 16-22, 2010.
There are body scanner alternatives.
See: http://bit.ly/aPcNfG
Yes, Michael Chertoff has profited from the purchase of these body scanners but let’s not forget where the money for these purchases came from: http://www.recovery.gov/pages/TextViewProjSummary.aspx?data=recipientAwardsList&AwardType=CGL&RecipName=Rapiscan
Thanks stimulus money for chipping away at our liberty!
Thanks stimulus money for preventing another Great Depression.
Oh, but Tea Party tools like SP would never admit that.
Wes – where are your facts that support your statement that the stimulus money prevented another Great Depression? Just because a blog or news site or even BHO says that it did, doesn’t make it true.
Lord God, I wish you teabagging Fox News lover would just go rot in the pits of Hell. I am so sick and tired of your racist rants. You are afraid someone may penetrate the ivory gates of Ballantyne?
Barack Obama is the President of the United States of America. If your torch is not buring right for your Klan rally, just get the hell over it. He WILL be re-elected. He IS and always will be a smart and intelligent leader, unline the cocaine trashed daddy’s boy Georgie Bush who put this country to trash over the last 8 years. I will pray for your lost, lying, and misguided souls.