Impress your guests with X-Rated Drinks

You’re having a party and your guests are tired of piña coladas, daiquiris and the like; why not give them some Hot Pussy or a BJ Shooter? Or, you could wow your guests with a Sperm Bank drink as well. And if you want to really show them something, give them all a Royal Screw.

In the new book X-Rated Drinks: More Than 250 of the Hottest Drinks Ever Made, you’ll learn how to make the above drinks and so much more. Like, for example, my favorite: Horny Bull:

1 1/2 oz. tequila

3 oz. orange juice

1 oz. prepared lemonade

1/2 or grenadine

Combine all ingredients in a blender with ice and blend until firm. Garnish with an orange wedge and a cherry. Don’t let these catch up with you.

For more, buy the book.

This article appears in Jul 5-11, 2011.