I get a flood of spam e-mail on a regular basis, so I thought I’d share some of the oddest, strangest, funniest or ridiculous headlines I’ve gotten this week (spelling is the way it appeared):

McCain says: “Impeach Obama!”

What can be done with your wife?

Michelle Obama dying

Michelle’s home video

Craps Stick

Someone sent us your home video

Even kings consult our site

Try the best fuel for your space shuttle!

Become a marathon champion with our offer

Get a mighty ally against bacterial infections now

Bring back time when girls were yours

You have new mail from Ogla, 25, Russia

You will immediately forget what allergy is

Turn your lil dwarf into a giant

Turn you stick to a skyscraper

If you read it, you can’t make your wife happy

Invitation to upsized dudes community

Cindy McCain shot nude on public

Michelle Obama was shot in public

Michelle Obama died

Can you pole stay up for a night?

This will turn you to a lovemaker beast

Jeff Hahne became the music editor for Creative Loafing Charlotte in March 2007. He graduated with a degree in journalism and minor in Spanish from Auburn University in 1997. Since then he has worked for...

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