The Dirty Sanchez DICKtionary

Evan Marz is a funny guy. So, funny that he decided to share his knowledge of “the dirty Sanchez” with his mother. Yes, his mother.

When he realized that his parents were kind of clueless on many sexual terms, Marz decided — while talking to his MILF girlfriend, that he wanted to let the world know what dirty Sanchez is, as well as an alligator f*ckhouse, spiderman and the Cleveland Steamer, among other terms.

Then The Dirty Sanchez DICKtionary: The Ultimate Illustrated Dictionary of Obscene & Obscure Sex Acts and Terms. Marz spoke with Creative Loafing about his book and the alligator f*ckhouse.

CL: How did you come up with the idea for this book?

Martz: I was sitting around one day with my MILF, I call her my MILF because she has kids, and we were having a couple of drinks. I thought, wouldn’t it be great to have an illustrated sex humor dictionary with funny cartoons. There’s not that many terms out there that you can have a dictionary by itself. But I thought if I got 100 to 150 terms and put them together with illustrations, that would be a pretty cool thing.

What type of response have you gotten?

I’ve gotten ton of positive feedback, everybody is just falling over laughing when they see the book and when they see the web site (Dirty Sanchez Nation) and I’ve been getting a decent amount of orders from there. I haven’t had any negative feed back, to tell you the truth, and I thought I was going to get a lot more, so it has been good.

Don’t you think people who would go to your web site or look this up have a sense of humor anyway?

Yes. But when I was making the book, I had a cartoonist and every week he’d draw 10 to 15 drawing or whatever he could do. . .I would always take pictures of them on my phone and I would go out to a bar or a club and tell everybody what I was doing. Then I would do a little slide show on my phone and even that got a big response. They weren’t even people that were going to my web site, they were just random people.

Will the book be in stores?

You can get it at Dirty Sanchez Nation.com, it’s on Amazon . . .it’s going into Spencer’s soon. I actually shipped them some books the other day so in a few weeks it should be out. They are doing a test, where they ordered a 150 books and they’re going to put them in 30 different stores. Once people see that and they buy them, then they will be in stores nation wide.

So, you created the Alligator F*ckhouse?

(Laughs) No. Most of these I didn’t even make up. Most of these are common terms, I mean common to a certain extent. If you listen to Howard Stern or certain radio shows then you know what they mean. You know like Donkey Punch. That’s been around since I was in high school and I knew about that. I just did research, did a compilation of them and added my own definition. It makes a great gift. Wives are getting it for their husbands, girlfriends are getting it for their boyfriends. People are just getting it for their own pleasure. It’s a great bathroom book or coffee table read — as long as you don’t keep the kids around.

This article appears in Oct 19-25, 2010.