As well as being a closet Muslim who’s probably gonna activate 1,000 terror cells in Dubuque the day he’s inaugurated, Barack Obama may also be a satanist.
“Those What Would Satan Do” bracelets sound kind of snazzy.
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2008.





Satan? Where’d that extra A come from? I’ve been wearing a “What would Stan do” bracelet all this time …