Jul 27 – Aug 2, 2010

Jul 27 - Aug 2, 2010 / Vol. 24 / No. 22

Church to burn Korans for 9/11

Here’s a bonus Stupid Thing of the Week, just because we’re generous. Don’t forget that the anniversary of 9/11 is coming up; have you decided what you’ll be doing that day? Well, if you’re a full-on, right-wing Christian nutcase, you may want to consider joining the fine folks at the Dove World Outreach Center in…

FBI to access your Internet records?

It was hard deciding whether a news item that popped up yesterday should be the Stupid Thing of the Week or the Seriously F’d Up Thing of the Week. Either way, it’s seriously stupid and F’d up.  The Washington Post reported yesterday that the Justice Department wants to go the Bush administration one better on…

Tonight’s Top 5, 07/30/10

The top five nightlife-related events going down tonight, July 30, as chosen from the folks at Creative Loafing. • SOCIALFLOCKERS Private Party with Open Bar at Tilt on Trade • The Art of Indulgence at Crave Dessert Bar • Paradiso at Butter • The Stragglers with Carolina Gator Gumbo at Double Door Inn • Vidrio…

10-in-10 CD reviews

Each Friday, we review 10 recently released CDs in 10 words each: Clubfeet Gold on Gold — Australia trio’s mellow music is backed by heavy electronic beat. Menomena Mines — Experimental rock trio creates steady balance between songwriting and quirks. 36 Crazyfists Collisions and Castaways — Album starts softly before hitting you upside head with…

Weekender, July 30-Aug. 1

Check out these events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area this weekend— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing. Friday, July 30 Noises Off Davidson College’s Duke Family Performance Hall Davidson Community Players is going British for Noises Off. The play follows a quirky theater company in Great Britain. Audiences see the…

Arizona crime stats contradict anti-immigrant rants

It was a welcome relief yesterday when Judge Susan Bolton issued a preliminary injunction against key parts of SB 1070, Arizona’s police-state immigration law. Bolton’s decision blocks Arizona from enforcing the more repressive parts of the law, relating to warrantless arrests and document requirements, as well as the most controversial provision, which required that police…

Tonight’s Top 5, 07/29/10

The top five nightlife-related events going down tonight, July 29, as chosen from the folks at Creative Loafing. • Petra’s Dirty Spelling Bee at Petra’s Piano Bar • Hairs to Style Grand Opening Fashion and Hair Show at Hairs to Style Salon • Open Mic Night/ Featured Artist Rob Jones at Black Bear Saloon •…

$2 off at Quiznos

If scary looking rodents with googly bug eyes and jacked up teeth make you want to eat sub sandwiches, here are some coupons for you.

Street Style: Flash Dance

Name: Candice Milton Occupation: Clothing Designer Spotted: Off South Boulevard Rockin’: Scarf: Aldo Shirt: Victoria Secret Shorts: TJ Maxx Socks: Lebo’s Shoes: Pac Sun Jewelery: Silly bandz, and piercings from Ink Link What inspired your look today?: “Today I felt like channeling the girl in the movie Flash Dance so I put my short shorts…

Japanese please: Bon Odori Fest coming soon

You don’t have to be a fan of sushi to attend the Bon Odori Festival at The Atrium this Saturday (July 31). In it’s 26th year, the event presents a variety of Japanese culture and entertainment that’s not fishy, including dance and drum performances, a martial art exhibition, a tea ceremony, arts and crafts. There…

Streetcar ‘starter kit’ OK’d

Last night, City Council narrowly approved taking the $25 million federal grant to, in effect, build a streetcar starter kit. The vote for the skip-and-a-jump-length line was 6-5, a far cry from the former, financially flush days when any project deemed “good fuh Shah-lut” by Uptown’s powers-that-be was dutifully rubberstamped by Council. Supporters of the…

BEST HOTEL

201 E Trade St. 704-547-2244 www.ritzcarlton.com

BEST THEATER COMPANY

A repeat winner. More than 20 years into their amazingly consistent history, the artists at Actor’s Theatre of Charlotte know what they’re doing and do it with unflagging gusto and brio. They broke into the prestigious National New Play Network last spring with their world premiere of Eric Coble’s Southern Rapture, based on the notorious…

BEST-LOOKING BAR STAFF

The bar staff at Butter compliments the bar more than the velvety walls and custom-made crystal chandeliers. These hotties are in charge of keeping their guests happy and glasses full, all the while looking like they stepped out of the pages of Maxim. With drinks flowing and music pumping, you’ll be sure to come back…

BEST COFFEE

This beloved spot serves up tasty java with a personal touch. Plus: Any coffee shop that offers simple syrup is OK by us. 514 E. 36th St. 704-374-9656 www.smellycatcoffee.com

BEST JAPANESE

Even though sushi places are sprouting on every street corner, traditional Japanese restaurants are harder to find. We lost the excellent Tokyo, Restaurant I, and recently Mizuho Sushi & Japanese Cuisine (which has been replaced by a WiFi sushi emporium, SimpLee Sushi). All three of these spots were locally owned by native Japanese restaurateurs. One…

BEST FRIED CHICKEN

A repeat winner, again and again and … Even the box makes the trip worth it. 1614 Camden Road 704-333-9866 www.priceschickencoop.com

BEST BRUNCH

1601 Central Ave. 704-332-3663 www.zadajanes.com

BEST MIDDLE EASTERN

1235 East Blvd., Suite G 704-371-8984 7828 Rea Road, Suite B 704-543-1234 www.kabobgrill.com

MUSIC: Jazz at the Gantt, featuring Mike Phillips

Art and jazz seem to go hand in hand. So it makes perfect sense that The Harvey B. Gantt Center, in conjunction with Hidden Beach Records and Jazz Diva Entertainment, has teamed up for Jazz at the Gantt, a new monthly music series. Saxophonist Mike Phillips will kick off the series, performing smooth grooves from…

Take action film with a grain of Salt

A neo-Cold War thriller would seem like just the ticket for cineastes who fondly recall Iron Curtain-courting capers on the order of The Spy Who Came In from the Cold, Fail-Safe and select James Bond tales. And the title of Salt (** out of four) even suggests a nod to that significant chunk of 20th…

BEST PERFORMING ARTS GROUP

A repeat winner. Acclaim at the Kennedy Center — from the New York Times — is the latest reason why North Carolina Dance Theatre is far and away the city’s (and the state’s) best performing arts ambassadors. Jean-Pierre Bonnefoux and Patricia McBride have built a powerhouse troupe. And now that they’ve taken up residence at…

BEST COCKTAIL SELECTION

Recently opened at the N.C. Music Factory, Wet Willie’s tempts Creative Loafing staffers every day (our offices are right across the parking lot). A number of us have had the Call A Cab — dubbed the strongest drink in the place at 190 proof — and actually lived to tell (slur?) about it. Other concoctions…

BEST STEAK HOUSE

A repeat winner. Steak is no longer top dog in the Charlotte’s new economy, but Del Frisco’s steaks are top notch. 4725 Piedmont Row Drive, Suite 170 704-552-5502 www.delfriscos.com

BEST INDIAN

A repeat winner. Sibling restaurant to Best New Restaurant winner The Blue Taj, Copper offers excellent high-end Indian. 311 East Blvd. 704-333-0063 www.copperrestaurant.com

BEST HAMBURGER

Sure, we like beef — and we have plenty to choose from in Charlotte, including the Build your Own Burger at the Common House. But their Shrimp Burger with white shrimp, roasted corn and chipotle mayo has our vote for burger of the year. 1101 Central Ave. 704-332-1010 www.charlottecommonhouse.com

THEATER: Noises Off

Davidson Community Players is going British for Noises Off. The play follows a quirky theater company in Great Britain. Audiences see the play from two sides: that of the audience and that of an insider, seeing the behind-the-scenes drama. For more information, visit www.davidsoncommunityplayers.org. $20-$22. 8 p.m. Duke Family Performance Hall, Davidson College, 207 Faculty…

Rusty Anderson teeters between solo career, Paul McCartney tour

As venues get filled with thousands of fans and each person’s voice sings along with legendary musician Paul McCartney during his current North American Tour, there’s no doubt that all eyes will be focused on The Beatle and every move he makes. While everyone knows McCartney’s music, his past and his present — there are…

BEST RADIO STATION

A repeat winner. There are better places on the FM dial to rock out, but with a daily newspaper thinner than a thin-crust pizza, local TV newscasts all oozing blood, and even national evening news succumbing to the CNN crisis-of-the-month mentality, WFAE is the best local media source of any kind for keeping up with…

BEST FILM SERIES

Whew, that was close. The Main Library’s financial woes were so far-reaching and hard-hitting that, for a while, it looked as if the institution’s long-running film series, now held at ImaginOn, would fall under the axe. Luckily, a reprieve was granted, meaning that Charlotte film fans can continue to enjoy classic movies such as those…

BEST DRINK SPECIALS

An eclectic menu and chic atmosphere have certainly contributed to Cosmos’ popularity, but overall, its success is in its price tags. No one can beat this spot’s drink specials, from half-priced martinis and wine to $2 domestics. It’s upscale at an affordable price. 300 N College St 704-372-3553 8420 Rea Road 704-544-5268 www.cosmoscafe.com

BEST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT

A repeat winner. One word: oysters. McCormick & Schmick’s offers a range of oysters from both coasts on their raw menu. 4335 Barclay Downs Road 704-442-5522 200 S. Tryon St. 704-377-0201 www.mccormickandschmicks.com

BEST ASIAN (OTHER THAN CHINESE, JAPANESE OR INDIAN)

Kudos to Cuisine Malaya, Charlotte’s — and the region’s — singular outpost of Malaysian cuisine, for withstanding the onslaught of Charlotte’s transportation department and city planners with the tracks to nowhere closing of Elizabeth Avenue. Our favorite dishes at Malaya are the roti canai starter — curry laced with chicken and bits of potato —…

BEST HOT DOG/SAUSAGE

The super bangers served at The Liberty are chef/co-owner (and British ex-pat) Tom Condron’s creation. Although sausages are off the menu for the duration of the “hot” season, look for them on the menu this fall. 1812 South Blvd. 704-332-8830 www.thelibertycharlotte.com

BEST SANDWICH

2007 Commonwealth Ave. 704-334-6209 1515 S. Tryon St. 704-332-7782 www.commonmarketisgood.com

MUSIC: Natalia Clavier at Dharma Lounge

Argentinean songstress Natalia Clavier is no stranger to the mic — she’s been singing for years, but gained fame in 2008 when her debut album Nectar marked the first ever release by a solo female artist in record label ESL’s history. Clavier breezes into Dharma Lounge tonight to sing Spanish at its sweetest. You can…

Meet me in the ladies room

  Sometimes I feel like the ladies rooms of bars and clubs are like their own little VIP sections. Oftentimes, the venues are so crowded — and with patio space taken up by smokers — that the bathrooms are a nice little retreat. I find myself spending a lot of time in there … socializing.…

BEST LOCAL TV SPORTS ANCHOR

Tiffany Wright knows sports. When she delivers her reports on NASCAR, the NFL, the NBA and even hockey, you don’t believe she’s reading from a teleprompter. And Wright doesn’t rely on cheap catch phrases to make a point. That makes her better than half of the commentators on ESPN, and that’s a good thing.

BEST LOCAL BAND/ARTIST

Not every band can make instrumental music that’s so intense and energetic, you completely ignore the fact that there’s no one singing. The group has taken jazz music to a whole new jam band level and is winning over fans from all walks of life as the band consistently puts on jaw-dropping shows. Who else…

BEST NEW RESTAURANT (OPENED IN LAST 12 MONTHS)

The difference between a good restaurant and an exciting restaurant is in the details, and The Blue Taj has paid attention. The space has been transformed into a whimsical world where service is spot on and the dishes are solidly prepared. The menu is a finely honed roundup of quietly Asian-inspired dishes with a smattering…

BEST PIZZA

Libretto’s offers New York (and by that we mean Manhattan) styled, foldable crust pizza. 210 E. Trade St. 704-971-9088 15205 John J Delaney Drive 704-714-1442 www.librettospzzeria.com

BEST ITALIAN

Owned by Italian natives, Dolce is a Dilworth favorite. 1719 Kenilworth Ave. 704-332-7525 www.dolceristorante.net

BEST ICE CREAM/GELATO

Nothing beats the heat better than this frozen mango fantasy. 9539 Pinnacle Drive, Suite 100 704-909-7783 www.rajbhog.com

BEST BUFFET

2440 Park Road 704-374-0008 www.rusans.com

BEST SUSHI

2440 Park Road 704-374-0008 www.rusans.com

SPECIAL EVENT: World Party: Potluck + International Danceathon

Event-wise, you can’t get much more global than Pura Vida Worldly Arts’ latest shindig World Party: Potluck + International Danceathon. Aimed at getting the community to come together to appreciate a cultural fusion of music, dance and food, folks attending are encouraged to bring an international dish to share. All this without leaving the country/state/city…

3 questions with Michael Habbouche, ‘beer nerd’

The 24-year-old general manager of Duckworth’s Grill & Taphouse, formerly Duckworth’s Cheesesteakery, has played an important role in bringing the flavors of unique microbreweries to Charlotte. Originally from Lebanon, Habbouche grew up working in family restaurants in Cleveland, Ohio, and became passionate about craft beer through establishing relationships with distributors and breweries. For Habbouche, beer…

LOCAL ISSUE THAT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

Until December 2008, when a coal ash pond broke through its earthen dam and swallowed a few hundred acres in Tennessee and everything on them, not many were aware of coal ash or the danger it represents. Today, Charlotteans are more aware of the four Duke Energy-owned, unlined, high-hazard coal ash ponds in the Charlotte…

CHAMPION OF THE SCENE

If there were ever “superfans” in Charlotte, Don and Laurie would collectively be the poster children. They’re constantly spotted all over town in just about every venue, supporting local acts as quickly as national ones. Their home has been dubbed the “rock & roll hotel” for all of the hospitality they show to bands touring…

BEST SPLURGE RESTAURANT

Chef and owner Bruce Moffett’s first restaurant venture (he also owns Good Food on Montford) remains CL Food Critic Tricia Childress’ favorite eateries — a place she wishes she had the time to visit more often. Barrington’s is small with food that shines. 7822 Fairview Road 704-364-5755 www.barringtonsrestaurant.com

BEST SEX PARAPHERNALIA STORE

A repeat winner. When it comes to buying a vibrator or a piece of sexy lingerie, The Red Door is the Macy’s of sex shops. Well-lit and fully stocked with everything from dildos to leather whips, you can find it all at The Red Door, along with a knowledgeable staff who’s happy to give a…

BEST WINGS

A repeat winner. Two words: Lemon Pepper. OK, two more words: Wild West. All right, still two more: Chipotle Jolt. Considering the WWC has nearly three dozen flavors for its wings, we could be at this for a while. An honorable mention goes to McKoy’s Smokehouse and Saloon (4630 Old Pineville Road) for its tasty,…

MUSIC: Find Your Muse open mic at The Evening Muse

It’s Find Your Muse open mic night at The Evening Muse this and every Monday. Musicians, grab up your music gear and head over to perform one of your own creations in front of a crowd. No one can guarantee they’ll be liked, but constructive criticism is always helpful! Get there early to snag a…

CL previews upcoming concerts (July 28-Aug.2)

WEDNESDAY, JULY 28 CULTURE Since the death of his father, Joseph Hill, in 2006, Culture’s been ably commanded by Kenyatta Hill, son of the famously dreadlocked and down-to-earth one. Culture was already some 30 years into its musical history when its patriarch died, yet still strike these ears as relevant as a touring act —…

BEST CHEAP RESTAURANT

Ben Thành is best when you go with a group of four or five people and order a few dishes to share. Portions are ample while flavors are fantastic for the price. 4900 Central Ave. 704-566-1088 www.benthanhcharlotte.com

BEST HARDWARE STORE

Except for a handful of often overlooked mom and pop operations, the days of the local corner hardware store are virtually gone. In their place are massive corporate warehouse stores, of which there are two options. Lowe’s may just be the lesser of two evils when it comes to supplying home improvement needs. For convenient…

BEST MEXICAN

A repeat winner. Tortillas are made in-house, and on weekends, they offer lamb barbecue. 5135 Albemarle Road 704-531-5757

BEST RESTAURANT THAT CLOSED IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS

This is getting to be one of the most selective categories due to the extraordinary contenders during the past 12 months (one of the roughest in restaurant history), but the award for 2010 goes to Las Ramblas, which rode off into the sunset after cranking out consistently great tapas for many years.

Nightlife profile: Scott Sartiano

Scott Sartiano knows how to show people a good time. Armed with a degree in political science from Columbia University in New York City, he started The Butter Group with partner Richie Akiva eight years ago, opening Butter Restaurant and 1Oak in New York — both which attract A-list celebrities. But at heart, he is…

BEST LATINO (OTHER THAN MEXICAN)

If you’ve lost your mojo, you’ll find it here. This is clearly the best Cuban food in the area. The menu reads like a concise compendium of what Cuban cuisine lovers would look for in its comfort food. 1998 Cherry Road, Rock Hill, S.C. 803-329-7171 www.carloscafe.com

Exhibit: Vantage Point

Look no further than Providence Gallery’s upcoming exhibit Vantage Point (which opens on Aug. 3 and continues through the end of the month) for a taste of travel. Artists Paula Holtzclaw, Dru Warmath and Sheryl Stalnaker bring Carolina landscapes and funky abstract pieces of art (like the pictured painting “Traveler,” by Warmath) to life on…

Job opportunities abound in Charlotte … someday (maybe)

  Since the end of last year, a number of businesses have announced plans to relocate to Charlotte and bring thousands of new jobs to the area. The appliance company Electrolux, which began moving 350 workers (a mix of new hires and transfers from Georgia) to its University City headquarters, set down roots in Charlotte…

BEST RESTAURANT WINE LIST

Zebra has more than 900 wines on its lengthy list and a service staff that knows all of them. Every Friday night the restaurant hosts a tutored wine tasting and on a regular basis hosts wine dinners with winemakers and vintners from around the world. 4521 Sharon Road 704-442-9525 www.zebrarestaurant.net

BEST MIDDLE EASTERN

Go for the lamb tenderloin kebabs and spicy sharwarma wraps. 1235 East Blvd., Suite G 704-371-8984 7828 Rea Road, Suite B 704-543-1234 www.kabobgrill.com

Exhibit: Spirits & Spaces: The Prints of Michael B. Platt

It’s hard to take your eyes off the work of Michael B. Platt. In his current Charlotte-based exhibit, Spirits & Spaces (on view until Oct. 3), Platt — a “visual storyteller” — makes use of digital photography and the printing process to express traces of the human spirit. The resulting images register as both frightening…

THEATER: Othello

Emotions (especially the bad ones) can be dangerous sometimes. Road rage is the perfect example, but since that was before William Shakespeare’s time, he stuck with the pure perils of jealousy and prejudices in his Othello. Starting this week on Aug. 4, Collaborative Arts’ Charlotte Shakespeare Festival — which kicked off with outdoor performances of…

BEST VEGETARIAN-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT

Blynk has meat, but also offers a range of vegetarian wraps, sandwiches and soups — all organic and wrapped in environmentally friendly packaging. 200 S. Tryon St. 704-332-2460 www.blynk.com

BEST CHINESE

6809-F Phillips Place Court 704-552-6644 www.pfchangs.com

Last chance to gorge on tasty Fried exhibit

“Too much of a good thing is a good thing.” — Oscar Wilde The McColl Center for Visual Art would have you believe Franco Mondini-Ruiz’s current show is about obesity, addiction, anxiety and consumerism in contemporary American Culture. It’s not. It’s about pie. Artist Franco Mondini-Ruiz knows how to deliver too much of a good…

Sex abuse scandal hits home

The Roman Catholic sex abuse scandals hit Charlotte again with the recent arrest of former Charlotte priest Joseph Kelleher. By coincidence, Kelleher’s arrest in Stanly County, on charges that he molested a 14-year-old boy in 1977, happened around the same time Pope Benedict XVI announced the much-awaited new rules for dealing with clergy sex abuse.…

BEST GOURMET/SPECIALTY FOOD STORE

In addition to herbs and spices, fresh produce, huge bags of rice and an entire wall of frozen foods, India Grocer sells candies, cookies, dried beans, condiments and canned goods. Childress has found the patrons of this store to be among the most helpful in the city. On each trip, she seems to gather tips…

BEST SANDWICH

Zen has six Bánh mì sandwiches on their list: French cold cut, barbeque pork, grilled pork, Vietnamese pork poll, marinated pork and skin, and sardines in tomato sauce. Childress’ fave is the barbecue pork. All sandwiches are made on crusty French baguettes slathered with mayo or butter, then layered with meat, pickled daikon radishes, carrots,…

BEST JAPANESE

1300 South Blvd., Suite F 704-370-0100 www.nikkosushibar.net

Is it possible to land a punch at 2,000 pounds per square inch?

In the movie Rocky IV, Ivan Drago registers a 2,150-psi punch. That seems unrealistic to me, and yet I’m hearing Internet rumors about MMA fighters and boxers coming close to that number. Is it possible to throw a punch that hard? What would that sort of power do to someone’s face? — Dave The Rocky…

Weekly horoscope for July 22-Aug. 3

Leo The Lion (July 22-Aug. 22) Your plans and ideas may be challenged by another at this time. In order to hold your own in this situation, you must have clarity about who you have become. Do your best to generate a win-win situation out of the duel, and avoid a frank battle of wills…

BEST CLUB FOR DANCING

A repeat winner. Here are four reasons why Halo is Charlotte’s best club for dancing: 1) Pure Wednesdays for the college folks. 2) Latin Xstasy Thursdays for the salsa lovers. 3) Flashback Fridays for the old heads. 4) Halo Saturdays for everyone else. 820 Hamilton St. 704-332-HALO www.haloclt.com

BEST BREAKFAST

Breakfast is a terrific treat at Stewart and Cindy Penick’s Terrace Café. The biscuits are made from a family recipe, meats are organic, omelets are airy, and the stone-ground cheese-free grits are densely flavored. 4625 Piedmont Row Drive, Suite 105 704-554-6177 www.terracecafecharlotte.com

BEST SUSHI

The small 49-seat Cyros produces sushi that is inventive and distinctly delicious. 6601 Morrison Blvd. 704-919-1881 www.cyrossushi.com

BEST INDIAN

311 East Blvd. 704-333-0063 www.copperrestaurant.com

BEST HAMBURGER

1626 East Blvd. 704-714-4888 www.bigdaddysburgerbar.com

Bizarre crimes from Charlotte police files

Close Call: An 18-year-old man called police after he was injured during an attempted robbery. The victim told officers that he was walking out of a gas station on Milton Road when three unknown suspects tried to rob him. The men were not holding any weapons and didn’t assault the man in any way; however,…

Comic review: Scarlet No. 1

Scarlet No. 1 Published by Icon (Marvel). Written by Brian Michael Bendis. Art by Alex Maleev. The Deal: Writer Brian Michael Bendis unleashes his brand-new, creator-owned series from Marvel Comics’ Icon imprint. The new comic, titled Scarlet, is (seemingly) a revenge-esque adventure starring a human woman in a real-world-ish Portland — but it may be…

LOCAL ZERO

The wild man from Raeford, N.C., isn’t strictly “local,” but he certainly got the attention of Charlotteans during his run for the 8th District congressional seat. In fact, D’Annunzio was so bizarre, he became a national story. First, he framed his campaign as a war against “the wicked,” hosted a fundraiser where donors got to…

BAR WITH HOTTEST MEMBERS OF OPPOSITE/SAME SEX

Whether you just got dumped or you need a quick glimpse of some eye candy, the best place in Charlotte to find the opposite sex is at Butter. The guy-to-female ratio is always equal so guys don’t have to worry about a sausage fest. Like a secret society, Butter is really selective with who gets…

BEST LUNCH

Owners Lisa Burris and Lori Pearson opened Savor Café a year ago for lunch. They have expanded into dinner from Thursday through Saturday, but lunch — and their black-eyed pea salad — remains a favorite. Soups and sandwiches are first-rate while Pearson’s desserts are packaged to savor back in the office. 1404 W. Morehead St.…

BEST SMOOTHIES

Smoothies are retro — the strawberry, mango, banana — but good. Various locations. www.tcby.com

Black Narcissus, Clash of the Titans among DVD reviews

BLACK NARCISSUS (1947). Writer-director-producers Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger, the British dynamic duo responsible for a fair number of their country’s classic flicks, crafted a real cinemaphile favorite with this atmospheric and exquisitely rendered drama based on Rumer Godden’s novel. In one of her earliest significant roles (as well as one of the last before…

Theater review: Fast Trip to Omaha

“Omaha is a state of mind,” declares a resident provocatively in Don Cook’s new play, now at The Warehouse Performing Arts Center in Cornelius through Aug. 8. Trouble is, defining and exploring that state of mind isn’t among Cook’s top priorities in Fast Trip to Omaha, so there’s a superficiality to this dramatic comedy that…

BEST HOTEL

The epitome of swanky sophistication, this hotel in the heart of Uptown sports marble floors and tables, waterfalls, aquariums of fire, rich woods and sultry fabrics highlighted with the splendid colors of exotic flowers and mural-sized artwork all enhanced with poignantly elegant lighting. And that’s just the lobby. This five-star hotel has everything you would…

BEST ACTIVIST (INDIVIDUAL OR GROUP)

Most people know Crisis Assistance Ministry as the perpetually swamped agency that offers emergency relief to families facing financial crises — and during the Great Recession, it’s been at its swampiest. But it’s also actively involved in the community, advocating for the poor through education efforts, speaking to church and school groups, button-holing politicians, presenting…

BEST POOL HALL

A repeat winner year after year, Elizabeth Billiards is an oldie but goody. For years, the place never changed a thing and still reign supreme as the best pool hall in the city. But since going smoke-free with the rest of the state in January, the owners added a great patio area that attracts way…

BEST BRUNCH

A repeat winner. Nothing beats a spring brunch on the sidewalk at Café Monte’s with pastries by locally owned Amelie’s French Bakery. 6700 Fairview Road, Suite 108 704-552-1116 www.cafemonte.net

BEST MILKSHAKES

Made with house-made ice creams and tasty morsels of their pies. 16637 Lancaster Highway 704-544-0313 www.bigviewdiner.com

BEST ITALIAN

601 S. Kings Drive, Suite AA 704-343-0148 www.mamaricottasrestaurant.com

The Kids Are All Right; film’s even better

Another movie exploring family dysfunction might sound like a slog through well-trodden indie film terrain, yet writer-director Lisa Cholodenko’s The Kids Are All Right is written with such perception, directed with such sensitivity and acted with such brio that the result is not only a path paved with good intentions but also one lined with…

Meet the new Creative Loafing

OK, I’m going to assume that — if you picked up the print edition of this week’s paper — you noticed the gigantic CL logo on the cover, and that you’re asking: “What’s so new about the ‘new’ Creative Loafing?” (If you haven’t seen it yet, go pick it up.) Well, to answer your question,…

BEST MUSEUM

Bechtler wins, and not merely by dint of being new and fresh and here. Bechtler represents the immodest and fervent passion one family seized in support of handpicked artists of the first order. Andreas Bechtler and his forebears laid out a big chunk of their considerable pie to collect a visual vanguard they believed in…

PUBLIC OFFICIAL MOST IN NEED OF TASERING

Bill James hates everything that isn’t male, white and straight. He proves it every time he sits at his computer and sends out an e-mail putting down minorities or even at a meeting where he calls another county commissioner’s son a “homo.” You stay classy James.

BEST SPORTS BAR

A repeat winner. This pub has an extensive food menu with everything from appetizers and salads to sandwiches — try the Black Forest, served on a Bavarian pretzel roll — and other entrées. The drink menu features specialties, like the tasty Purple Haze. Stop in on a game/fight night to watch the pub’s TVs in…

BEST TAKEOUT

For our money — literally — the buck-and-a-half taco off the trucks around the downtown construction sites are worthy of a go. They offer a choice of chicken, beef, pork, even beef tongue. Menus and ordering is in Spanish; money is American.

BEST APPETIZER (DISH AND RESTAURANT)

The menu changes frequently, but chef Bernard Brunet’s starter list is excellent. 3520 Toringdon Way 704-248-0866 www.global-restaurant.com

BEST WINGS

Various locations. www.wildwingcafe.com

Blue Thai Basil sets down in Blakeney

When Juliet imploringly asks, “What’s in a name?” the answer should have been, “Plenty.” True, a guy like Romeo might have developed the same qualities if his name were, say, Seymour — or would he? Parents spend a lot of time deciding on the names of the children. Restaurateurs do as well. The right name…

Deficit doves

Getting out of the red is the new black. Deficit hawks have swooped down on the U.S. budget. This week, they attacked unemployment benefits. Ultimately, they are going after Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, the venerable programs once considered untouchable “third rails” of U.S. politics. These have been replaced by a new third rail, the defense…

BEST PLACE TO GET BACK TO NATURE

A repeat winner. A recent visit on a gorgeous N.C. day re-affirmed that McDowell Nature Preserve is a damn fine place to harmonize with Mother Nature. The 1,100-acre park and preserve is straddled astride Lake Wylie and is perfect for summertime picnics, an afternoon on the hiking and biking trails, or a moonlit night in…

BEST LOCAL ATHLETE

Born and raised in Alabama, Gerald Wallace is now considered by Charlotte to be one of its own. Spending six full NBA seasons with the Bobcats, the lean small forward has helped raise his team out of the league cellar and into prominence in the Eastern Conference and a first-ever playoff berth. In the ’09-’10…

BEST BAR/RESTAURANT PATIO

For such a simple concept, so many patio areas are underwhelming. Cold brews, comfy seats and a little ambiance aren’t rocket science, but Common Market has nevertheless got that science down. Spacious and inviting, with good music pumping out of the speakers or by live bands, the ever-changing stock of beer, wine and snacks makes…

BEST BARBECUE

A repeat winner. This is the only barbecue place in the region where diners can actually watch and smell pork slowly cooking in a barbecue pit. They serve both sliced (for you Georgia and Alabama folk) and chopped (for Tar Heels). If you like outside brown, Old Hickory is your place. 6538 N. Tryon St.…

BEST DESSERT (DISH AND RESTAURANT)

Pastry chef Kristin Bou Zeidan has taken chocolates to an ethereal level at her small shop in Cornelius. Some of these intensively flavorful chocolates have traditional flavors, such as pistachio and hot chocolate, while others are wildly innovative. One favorite is the Lebanese Mint Chocolate. 20700 N. Main St., Cornelius 704-892-8070 www.laparisiennelkn.com

BEST MEXICAN

1511 East Blvd. 704-331-9222 7708 Rea Road 704-752-9797 www.cantina1511restaurant.com

BEST CLOTHING STORE

Both men and women will find what they’re looking for at this funky Plaza Midwood boutique because there’s something for everyone, with prices ranging from $50 to $500. Many of the pieces you’ll find here are featured in various fashion editorials in local publications — someone thinks owner Hope Nicholls definitely has taste. Besides, who…

Singer Natalia Clavier breathes inspiration

When Willie Nelson needs a melody, he just plucks one he hears wafting through the air. Like Nelson, Argentinean songstress Natalia Clavier gathers melodies from the atmosphere. “They will be like floating in my head,” she says with a giggle. “Sometimes it’s even a melody with words — that’s a very good event.” The sounds…

BEST CULTURAL SAVIORS

Amazingly, in this era of wild-eyed Wall Street speculation and shafting the poor and unemployed, there are actually rich folk — even in Banktown! — who don’t have their hands out pleading for a bailout. When the Symphony needs a quick infusion of cash, who you gonna call? Not whining BofA or drowning Wachovia, that’s…

BEST STRIP CLUB

For that rare boys’ night out, there’s no better place to unwind than The Men’s Club on Tyvola Road. The dancers are gorgeous, the setting exotic, and they serve surprisingly well-prepared food for a strip club. Better yet, take your gal along on a Saturday night, when couples can get in free. 444 Tyvola Road…

BEST BUFFET

According to CL food writer Tricia Childress, “That’s an oxymoron.”

Best Chinese

A repeat winner. Excellent roasted duck and stir fried flounder stuffed with vegetables. 1620 E. 4th St. 704-335-0288

BEST FRENCH FRIES

A repeat winner. We prefer to think of these as real fries. 545-B Providence Road 704-332-1886 www.terracharlotte.com

BEST LUNCH

1971 E. 7th St. 704-333-9515 www.crispfoods.com

BEST YOGA VENUE

Charlotte Yoga stretches you like taffy. Their hot yoga classes make you sweat so much, you can detox away your weekend bender. 1730 E. Woodlawn Road, Suite E 704-665-9003 www.charlotteyoga.com

Where to find it: Indian snack food

Life without barbecue potato chips — or any potato chip, for that matter — is unthinkable for an American. After all, the potato chip business is a multi-billion dollar industry here. For many Indian ex-pats living here in Charlotte, life without snacks is just as unimaginable. Patel Brothers, an Indian grocery store in Pineville, carries…


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