Seriously? A plane disappeared in the middle of the ocean, President Obama is in the Middle East, GM filed for bankruptcy, but people are more concerned about whether Jon or Kate is cheating, that Octo-mom got a TV deal, that those morons Spencer and Heidi have left a reality show and if Adam Lambert is holding hands with his boyfriend in this photo:
The latest rumor is that he’ll be on the cover of Rolling Stone next issue to discuss his sexuality.
To this, I say, “Who gives a shit?” He’s gay, he’s not gay — Who cares? Maybe we should instead focus on the fact that he screams like a banshee and his theatrical personality belongs on Broadway regardless of his sexual preference?
Honestly, though. There are more important things going on in life… let’s move on already.
This article appears in Jun 2-9, 2009.
