Britney Spears ‘performs’ on Good Morning America

Did you catch Britney Spears on Good Morning America on Tuesday morning? It was quality entertainment — and I mean that in a laugh-out-loud sense.

Here’s what’s sad. The show sold out in 14 minutes. So people had to buy tickets to this, just like any other Britney Spears concert. And just like any other Britney Spears concert, she lip synced the entire thing. Known to lip sync so that she can focus on her dancing, Spears could hardly get her ass moving this morning. Maybe it was the early hour, maybe she’s just out of shape.

She sat on boxes and gave them a light humping. She threw a hand in the air and waved it around like she kinda didn’t care too much… Her panties hung out of her leotard. It was a hot mess with the emphasis on mess.

Her fans won’t care because they’re fans. They’ll say I don’t know what I”m talking about and that I’m a hater. The fact is — they should care. They should be outraged. They should want to see someone sing and give it their all instead of acting like a puppet or like a 5-year-old putting on a Britney Spears impression for a child’s talent contest. It was weak, lacked emotion and showed what’s completely wrong with pop stars these days.

Dear Britney, why don’t you give a shit? Oh yeah, because you’re rich and your fans are paying you and not complaining. Your new album, Femme Fatale, is out today and I hope sales are poor. Not so that you don’t earn money, but maybe to inspire you to offer something worth a damn.

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