So, the new Britney Spears video has hit online and … well, does anyone really care?
She tries her best to create a sexy video, yet I can’t get the thought out of my head that:
a) Kevin Federline’s been there …
b) She’s a mom … not a milf
c) She just might be in a drug-induced stupor
d) Again, that whole K-Fed thing
e) She can’t sing worth a damn
f) She’s not too good at lip-synching either
g) She’s now responsible for that annoying Chris Crocker
h) Ugh — even that’s more publicity than anyone mentioned above needs …
Here’s the video. I’m sorry to waste your time with it …
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This article appears in Oct 3-9, 2007.
