STRING OF EAST CHARLOTTE MURDERS HAS RESIDENTS DUCKING FOR COVER
Show proof of residence to get discount on bulletproof vests at Eastland Mall.
SCHOOL BOARD SAYS ONLY PROVEN TEACHERS WILL TEACH CORE COURSES IN HIGH SCHOOLS
Shitty teachers still eligible to teach electives.
COURTNEY LOVE AND OLIVER STONE HAVE NEW DRUG WOES
And this is supposed to be news?
“DIRTY BOOK GUY” RUNS AGAINST MCCRORY IN GOP PRIMARY
The potential for X-rated debates is the only excitement so far in this year’s local elections.
TOMMY LEE SAYS HE AND PAMELA ANDERSON AREN’T GETTING MARRIED AGAIN
Probably couldn’t work out a distribution deal with an internet porn site for their wedding night video.
RACISTS SPRAY-PAINT “KKK” ON HOMES IN UNIVERSITY AREA
And you thought having your Kerry sticker torn off was bad.
BUSH WON’T MEET WITH CINDY SHEEHAN, MOM OF SOLDIER KILLED IN IRAQ
Who will he have arrested first, Sheehan or Osama bin Laden?
This article appears in Aug 17-23, 2005.
