McCrory Announces He’s Running for Sixth Term as Mayor
Will someone please find this man something else to do?
President Bush Visits Belmont Textile Plant
In other news, arsonist visits site of his last fire.
Will Ferrell to Make Ricky Bobby, a Movie About a NASCAR Driver, in Charlotte
Speedway, Days of Thunder, Stroker Ace, Eddie, Juwanna Mann, and now this. Are we under some kind of cinematic curse?
Sue Myrick Won’t Say Whether She’ll Run for Governor
Messages from her coffeemaker, which she once said helped her decide to run for mayor, must still be unclear.
wal-mart pulls willie nelson’s new album due to its dangerous marijuana cover concept
Willie caves, changes pot leaf to palm tree; Wal-Mart still sells guns and amminishin.
Smelling Like a Rove
So much for “bringing honor and dignity back to the White House.”
Yes, Doctor, That X-Ray Does Show a Backbone
White House press corps’ grilling of Scott McClellan makes us proud.
This article appears in Jul 20-26, 2005.
