Cheney Hunting Victim Released From Hospital
Rumor circulated last week the VP blasted him for stating “middle- and lower-class Americans have rights, too.”
GOP Lawmakers Promise to Fight Bush on United Arab Emirates Port Deal
Are these the same GOP lawmakers who promised a full probe into Bush’s illegal wiretapping, only to immediately back down when the White House applied a tiny bit of pressure?
Famed Charlotte Soul Food Restaurant the Coffee Cup Will Stay Open 24-7 during CIAA Festivities
Otherwise, our only nearby choice for 4am bacon and eggs would have been Athens.
Controversial Harvard President Larry Summers to Resign
Guess Cornel West will be hitting the studio for a triumphant sophomore CD of battle rhymes.
Contrary to Rumors, P. Diddy Will Not Be Hosting Ciaa Parties this Year
Aw.
NBC Rumored to Offer Katie Couric $20 Mil a Year to Prevent Defection to CBS
We’ve just made our appointment for chipmunk cheek implants and leg lipo.
Former Huntersville Middle School Teacher Faces Additional Charges of Sexual Abuse with Students
He could always consider a career in the priesthood.
This article appears in Mar 1-7, 2006.
