BBC, REPORTING ON TOP CATS MELEE, DESCRIBES CHARLOTTE AS CITY “WITH MASSIVE CHURCHES ALMOST AS BIG AS THE FOOTBALL STADIUM”
If they repent, the ex-cheerleaders could always get jobs leading group prayers at one of the mega-churches.
HUMAN MANNEQUINS BACK IN STORAGE
Oops, that should have said “Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey officially break up.”
BLACK SABBATH, SEX PISTOLS AND LYNYRD SKYNYRD TO BE INDUCTED INTO ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME
Finally, a Hall jam session with edge — one that may actually involve injuries.
18-YEAR-OLD ACCUSED OF KILLING GIRLFRIEND’S PARENTS WAS BIG FAN OF CHRISTIAN ROCK GROUP PILLAR
So, can we assume Pillar will get the blame for the killing, á la Marilyn Mason after Columbine?
RUSH LIMBAUGH CALLS REP. JOHN MURTHA “AN IDIOT”
We don’t know Rep. Murtha personally, so we will bow to Rush’s expertise in this particular area.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA HUBBY JORDAN BRATMAN, AT REHEARSAL DINNER, THANKS HIS PARENTS FOR “MY GOOD LOOKS AND LARGE DICK”
His parents must be one proud couple.
SPECIAL PROSECUTOR FITZGERALD GOES AFTER ROVE AGAIN
Treason’s Greetings, Karl!
This article appears in Nov 30 – Dec 6, 2005.
