Singer Fantasia Calls Hometown High Point “Land of the Dead”
Local yahoos confirm by creating a website devoted to saying, essentially: “Hey, Fantasia! Some of us like living in ‘land of the dead’!”
Noted Paleo-Rock Band Opens New Bobcats Arena
As long as we’re talking about Land of the Dead. . .
Burt Bacharach Releases New Anti-War Album Featuring Dr. Dre; Says Album Is “Very Streety”
We knew this war was going to start driving people crazy.
Parents’ Group Blasts Fox Shows for “Crude and Raunchy Dialogue iwth Sex-themed Jokes and Foul Language”
Sure does get boring when TV just imitates what you hear at home.
Slot Machines on U.S. Military Bases Abroad Net $120 Million peer Year for Army
Let’s see: the military underpays and under-prepares its soldiers, then gets them killed. Couldn’t the government give these guys a break and let them win at something?
Michael Jackson Picked for Jury Duty
So, um, exactly whose peer is he supposed to be?
This article appears in Oct 26 – Nov 1, 2005.
