PEOPLE UPTOWN GIVEN YELLOW T-SHIRTS AND TOLD TO CHEER FOR NASCAR HONCHOS
Disappointed when they realize shirts weren’t from Bojangle’s and there’s no free chicken.
“TASTE OF THE WORLD” TOUR GETS LIGHT-FLASHING POLICE ESCORT THROUGH EAST CHARLOTTE
Suggestion for spineless suburbanites: Stay home and watch the Food Network. Please.
“You’re drunk. You’re driving. You’re illegal. You’re deported. Period.” — Sue Myrick
Change “illegal” to “a young white male” and our fear-mongering Congresswoman would be at the vanguard of road safety. Not to mention male population control.
NUDE JUDE LAW PIX PUBLISHED ONLINE, BLOGGERS SAY HE’S “NO TOMMY LEE”
Kind of a high-tech weiner roast.
SAN FRANCISCO GROUP RANKS CHARLOTTE 112TH MOST CONSERVATIVE CITY IN U.S.
Local theocrats disappointed, vow to try harder next year.
PIERCE BROSNAN FIRED FROM JOB AS JAMES BOND
Die now, not another day.
P DIDDY (formerly known as Sean Combs, Puffy and Puff Daddy) decrees that HIS NAME IS NOW SIMPLY “DIDDY”
Wouldn’t it be fun if Pat McCrory changed his name every time he thought nobody cared anymore?
RIGHT-WING PRESS AND BLOGGERS ATTACK GRIEVING WAR MOM CINDY SHEEHAN
“Shameless, adj.: Untroubled or unaffected by shame, especially in situations where others would be shamed.”
This article appears in Aug 24-30, 2005.
