OIL RISES AS IRAN PRESSES ON WITH PROMISE TO PURSUE NUCLEAR PROGRAM
Mr. President, you have no more cans of whoop-ass left to open up.
SENATE BEGINS HEARINGS ON DOMESTIC WIRETAPPING BY NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY
J. Edgar Hoover in da house!
NEW REPORT TELLS WHAT PROMPTED PANTHER CHEERLEADERS’ ARREST
Yep, still says they were gettin’ busy.
ANTI-IMMIGRATION GROUP TOO AFRAID TO ATTEND RALLY IN “DANGEROUS” WEST CHARLOTTE
Who aren’t they afraid of?
ANOTHER PISSED-OFF EX-POSTAL WORKER RAMPAGE LEAVES SIX DEAD
Just when we thought the old cliché could be retired…
DEVIL IN A VERSACE DRESS
Talk about typecasting: Naomi Campbell will play Satan in upcoming flick The Call.
ALICE IN HOLLYWEIRD
Marilyn Manson’s slated to write, direct and star in a biopic of Alice in Wonderland scribe Lewis Carroll. We’re praying Manson doesn’t add pedophilia to his shock-rock antics.
This article appears in Feb 8-14, 2006.
