RHINO TIMES PRINTS CONTROVERSIAL MUHAMMAD CARTOON

This local pub is not just “More than an Observer” — it’s a disturber.

KEEP THUGS ALIVE

The Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation’s “PAC’S Kids” program seeks recruits until March 1 for its summer arts camp. Who said “Thug Life” is no vital skillset?

CHARLOTTE INVITED TO BID FOR REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

Repubs should feel right at home uptown — then again, maybe the CIAA will change things.

MAYBE GAYS SHOULD APPLY FOR TAX-EXEMPT STATUS

Republican loudmouth suggests Democrats would rather register voters at “homosexual conventions” than at churches.

NEW YORK TIMES’ BEHIND-THE-CURVE “TRENDSPOTTING”

Not only did CL scoop the Times on NC-based Pherotones, but the paper’s “Thursday Styles” section attributes western wear trends to Brokeback Mountain. No wonder they call it the “Gray Lady.”

WILLIE NELSON RELEASES BROKEBACK-INSPIRED “COWBOYS ARE FREQUENTLY SECRETLY (FOND OF EACH OTHER)”

Puts a whole new spin on Willie and Ol’ Waylon’s relationship and hit song, “Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Cowboys.”

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