TWO THOUSAND FISH DIE FROM HEAT IN FREEDOM PARK LAKE
Hey, time for an old-fashioned fish fry! Who’ll bring the hush puppies?
O.J. SIMPSON CONVICTED OF STEALING DIRECT TV SIGNAL
I suppose he’s innocent and will dedicate his life to finding the culprit.
THE APPRENTICE PLANS CASTING CALL IN HUNTERSVILLE
Producers surprised to find so many butt-kissing corporate-drone wannabes who aren’t already employed by Donald Trump.
TOLL HOUSE COOKIE DOUGH ON SALE: TWO FOR $6 AT HARRIS TEETER Regular price: one for $2.99. Are we missing something here?
ROCK HILL FIREMAN SACKED FOR MARRYING BOSS’S DAUGHTER
“Family values” just aren’t what they used to be in conservative South Carolina towns.
NEW INDEPENDENCE-ALBEMARLE INTERCHANGE CONFUSES DRIVERS
Goll-lee, we ain’t got nothin’ like that over’n Mon-roe.
YOU MEAN UNIONS ARE STILL LEGAL?
Service Employees International Union and the Teamsters split from AFL-CIO, maybe heralding a new day for organized labor in NC. Or is “organized labor in NC” an oxymoron?
JANE FONDA WILL DRIVE A BUS FUELED BY VEGETABLE OIL CROSS-COUNTRY TO PROTEST THE WAR IN IRAQ
You can actually like her and oppose the Iraq War, and still think this sounds nutty.
BUSH NOMINATES NC NATIVE C. BOYDEN GRAY TO BE US AMBASSADOR TO THE EUROPEAN UNION
Damn. There goes my free trip to Brussels in care of the government.
This article appears in Aug 3-9, 2005.
