Grooms’ tale of woe. “Because of these writers’ lying ways, there’s no guarantee now that anyone will believe my own, absolutely true story of working undercover in the White House in my disguise as ‘Dick Cheney,’ where I convinced the Chimp In Chief to invade Iraq in order to prove he had bigger cojones than his old man.”
Nsenga on CIAA white fright. “Charlotte is still not ready for us … What should be a weekend of fun and fabulousness is often ruined by white folks who are terrified at the mere sight of large numbers of black folks.”
Presenting Judge Cheris Hodges. “Anybody who started smoking crack after 1991 should stay in prison for just being a dumb ass.”
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This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2008.
