Madeline Mims
Tax Consultant
“First of all, I’m not convinced that SpongeBob is gay, but I’d bet a week’s salary
that Velma on Scooby-Do was a major dyke.”
Jason Planmos
Photographer
“To tell the truth, I’ve always wondered about Yogi Bear’s sidekick Booboo.
They seemed awfully close to be just friends.’ Same thing for Baba Looey and
Quickdraw McGraw.”
Mike Frazier
Web Designer
“Well, it’s pretty obvious that Snagglepuss was gay; I mean he was like the
cartoon Liberace or something.”
Sarah B. Williams
Store Manager
“Barney Rubble. You can’t tell me that a fox like Betty would go for him; their
marriage was a cover-up.”
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2005.
