Liz Saliers
Public School Teacher
“Why wouldn’t she go to jail? If she did something crooked, she needs to pay, I don’t care how many table centerpiece ideas I’ve stolen from her.”
Sally McElveen
Mortgage Officer
“No, that’s too easy. She should have to make her own embroidered blindfold and then be placed against a wall and shot with cute little individually handmade, monogrammed bullets.”
Nick Sadarosi
Men’s Clothing Sales Assistant
“What a tacky thing to ask. I hate you.”
Joseph Krzezsinski
Plumbing Contractor
“No, but I’ll tell you who should go to jail — my idiot next door neighbor. He’s always letting his paper recyclables blow over in my yard and he won’t pick ’em up. I’ve bitched and bitched about it, but I guess he just doesn’t give a shit.”
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2004.
