Betty McIntyre
Accountant
“Why wouldn’t he replace ’em — he cut ’em down, didn’t he? Maybe he can get his 250 lawyers to do it for him.”
Mike Starnes
Beer Distributor
“No, I’m glad he cut ’em — I get pretty drunk at races and I wanna be able to see the parking lot afterward.”
Lydia Manomenee
Travel Agent
“I honestly don’t know who to believe, a couple of pencil-necked politicians or a swollen-headed billionaire.”
Charles Caldwell
Systems Analyst
“No way — if chainsaws are outlawed, only outlaws will. . .wait a minute, that doesn’t make sense.”
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2004.
