Joe Dean Dorman
Video Editor
“I imagine they’ll probably invade some country that’ll be easier to get under control than Iraq has been. Maybe Paraguay. Or Luxembourg.”
Anne Brewster
Dentist
“I’m getting tired of those buzzcuts and the camo-looking uniforms. I say it’s time for a visit from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.”
Shirley Anderson
Daycare Center Operator
“For one thing, a lot fewer veterans’ benefits than my Charlie got for fighting in Korea.”
Sammy Patrick
Mutual Fund Accountant
“Is it just me, or does anyone else remember Osama bin Laden?”
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2004.
