Geoff Clary
Auto Salesman
“Being fundamentalist Christians, Jane and I want to celebrate in holy ways that offer us some protection from our decadent, pagan culture. So we’ve been saving up for a Hummer.”
Cecelia Guidron
Interior Designer
“Godamighty, don’t remind me. I’m still paying off summer vacation, and now with Christmas bills, I better wish to win the lottery.”
Malcolm Demeritt
Code Breaker
“Actually, I find the whole thing distastefully commercial, so I don’t participate. Especially after I got nothing but turtlenecks last year.”
Lorraine Dominick
Copy Editor
“I want to go back in time, hack into some electronic voting machines, and see if I can get Kerry a win in Florida.”
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2004.
