I’m sure there are people in your life whom you avoided buying gifts for this holiday season because they were asses. Idiots. Inconsiderate jerks. Whatever.
This is the season for giving, people.
For those particular folks who really got your panties in a bunch this year, send them some shit. No, really, a pile of shit.
For the low price of $12.95, Shitsenders.com will anonymously send your friend or enemy a quart of cow dung. A quart of elephant crap runs $14.95, and a quart of gorilla poop is $16.95. If you’ve really felt shitted on, you can up the quantity to a gallon for a few dollars more.
So what if Christmas is tomorrow? A gift from the heart is better late than never.
This article appears in Dec 23-30, 2008.
